Ev
I woke up with my right hand itching so bad it was driving me nuts. I kept scratching it and still the itch wouldn’t go away. My eyes were crusty; I opened them slowly and looked over at my right hand. It wasn’t there. It was gone. I was confused. Where had my hand gone? Had I put it somewhere? How could my hand be gone? Where in the hell would I have put my hand? I bet it is with my key in the entry way. I bet my dumb ass took it and hung it with my keys without thinking. One time, I put my phone in the freezer by accident when I was getting ice. I didn’t even know what I had done until I heard the phone ring. I am prone for doing things like that. I am sure I misplaced my hand. It will show up. I’m going to close my eyes and sleep for a little bit more. Dream about some nice things and maybe I will remember where I put my hand. I wish the hell it would stop itching…