Well, I know it’s been a severely long time since I’ve sent a reader update, and I’ve been waiting right along with you guys. I sent in the manuscript of The Sleeping Man shortly after the campaign ended and I’m waiting to hear back. Every now and then Inkshares will ask for something, which I supply, but as of right now, nothing.
In the meantime, feel free to hit me up in the meantime for reviews on your pieces, beta reading, or whatever I can help with. I also haven’t been just sailing the seven seas, visiting new countries, and trying to maintain some sort of discipline over an energetic six year old. There may or may not be another story in the works for our favorite Dreamwalker.
Thank you for your patience, I know this process is certainly testing mine, but I cannot thank you enough for your support.
Good Morning Dreamers,
Well, I"ve been exceptionally busy and I’m using all my free time to either do homework, study for the Navy school that’s almost finished, or nap. While I’m not doing these things, I’m squeezing in editing of The Sleeping Man. I’m about halfway through now, and after that, I’ll probably have some beat readers, so if anyone wants, let me know. Then it’s a final edit from me, a final edit from Inkshares, and then they will begin the production process. Thank you so much for your support, and make sure you keep spreading the word and having people pre-order The Sleeping Man. Since we’re still in the pre-order phase, half of everything up until the release will be donated to the Children’s Literary Initiative.
Good morning Dreamers,
Well, a dream of mine has come true, or at least is now guaranteed to come true. We’ve reached the pre-order goal and The Sleeping Man will be a real thing. I don’t have an update as to specifically when, but do know it’s happening and once I know, you’ll know. I have some work to do on the second draft, and then I’ll get some feedback. and then we’ll put this out!
As a reward to everyone, here’s some spoilers from the last chapter:
The Sleeping Man awoke from a dream, where he went on some epic journey to some Compendium or something. The lights that woke him came from outside, where he saw a spaceship land and off load a horde of pirate zombies and attractive teenage vampires. He had to do something, The Sleeping Man, or Dave (as it said on his birth certificate), ran to his closet and pulled out a modified machine gun which fired chainsaws. Noting it was surprisingly light, he selected flaming full auto mode and went outside to save the world.
The hoard turned as one, except for a zombie in the middle who tripped and is completely unrelated to the story, and started towards Dave. Dave screamed at the approaching wall of death, "Get off my plane!" and pulled the trigger.
Chainsaw after chainsaw chewed into the horde and right before he began to actually wonder how this gun was firing flaming chainsaws, the gun clicked on empty. This was it, with only half the horde taken care of, Dave was sure to die. A voice called from the sky, "It’s dangerous to go alone, take this."
Dave caught the handle of an unknown device and asked, "What is it?"
"It’s a photon cutlass."
"Like a lightsabe-"
"No, we don’t have the rights to that."
"Stop pointing it at your face."
"Who’s even talking right now?"
"I don’t know, the author stopped identifying the speaker."
"My name is Emma."
"Emma please stop, I’m typing everything I"m hearing right now."
"Daddy, can I have cheesecake for breakfast?"
"This is Dave, what the hell is going on?"
"Shut up, Dave. I could kill you with a thought."
"Daddy? I ate all the cheesecake."
"Holy shit that was fast."
"This is Dave, isn’t there still a horde?"
"No, you killed them all when we were talking."
"So, is that the end?"
I do apologize for the long delay in updates, but moving and starting a new command, finding a place to live, and finishing my classes has been quite a lot of stuff to do. Orders have been coming in slowly but steadily yet we’re going to need a big bump to get back on track for the huge goal of 750! Share and recommend to your friends, we have three syndicate picks, two articles, and one interview! We are making it happen and I love it!
Well, I might have lost the 72 ounce steak eating challenge, but I did receive another syndicate pick! That’s the Idiosyncraticate Syndicate, and those guys are awesome! We have a lot of ground to cover before September to reach the full publishing goal of 750, and this is exactly the push we need. I’ve also decided that every 50 orders will see the drawing for another print from The Sleeping Man art, and when we hit 300 I will eat a python:
The only bad part about this roadtrip is I lost Emma in Texas because she refused to take her state issued gun.
Please share this book and pre-order so I can afford bail for Emma, it’s getting to her. I can see it in her eyes.
Greetings from Oklahoma City! Slowly but surely I am making my way across this country of ours, and I’ve seen a Graceland, a Christian waterpark in Texas, and so much more. During this, we have reached our Quill goal, which means everyone will get a book, so everyone on the list who hasn’t preordered definitely should!