Drinking before 5:00pm is:

1. Good
2. Bad
3. Pathetic
4. Expected

I have not changed my shirt in three days. My coworkers on the video conference:

1. Have noticed
2. Have not noticed
3. Have noticed and pity me
4. Also haven’t changed their shirt in three days

My go-to mask style is:

1. Practical (monochrome, sensible)
2. Fun and festive (bright colors and patterns, holiday-dependent)
3. Text-based (has a good message, inspirational quotes)
4. I don’t wear a mask (immoral)

Who is benefiting most from quarantine?

1. Zoom
2. Netflix
3. Porn Hub
4. All of the above

When I walk past strangers on the street who are not wearing a mask, I:

1. Keep six feet away
2. Keep six feet away, glare pointedly
3. Keep six feet away, glare pointedly, sigh passive-aggressively
4. High-five them and kiss passionately (with tongue)

Rejecting a man after finding out he has a literal pig nose under his mask is:

1. Shallow
2. Small-minded
3. Insulting
4. She should apologize
5. All of the above

When we all get vaccinated, I will:

1. Travel
2. Eat in a restaurant with walls and doors (closed!)
3. Lick doorknobs
4. All of the above

Next Chapter: 100% Vaccination Rate