Uncle John told me once that we have a ghost in the attic
Said he was a friendly ghost, told me not to panic.
He told me he just liked to be around, see the family from time to time
We would hardly ever notice him, maybe just a gust on the wind chime.
But still this rather scared me, I was only a child of maybe five
To think that someone was walking above my bed - someone not alive!
There were nights I couldn’t sleep - I heard the pipes creaking in the wall
Someones I would stifle a tear - sometimes I would start to ball.
But as I grew up, the ghost began to fade.
I feared girls instead - I just wanted to get laid.
I had nearly forgotten what Uncle John said to me
Till my 21st birthday, when I could drink legally.
I told Dad what his brother had said, and my dad finished his drink
I asked what was on his mind, what he had started to think
And then he looked away from me, and ordered us more beers
And after he drank half of his, he said “Son, John’s been dead for thirty years.”