When the scarecrow began to move
We said it was the wind
But when it climbed off his crucifix
Our theories began to mend
He started towards the barn
Brother Jacob said to get inside
We shielded the young ones’ views
And told them where to hide.
“Us men best get to kill’n it”
Brother John said with his chest out
“The women and children will be safe inside
We can torch it in its route”
We opened the wooden shutters and
Could see the scarecrow’s path
It was shedding straw at an exponential rate
His expiration was simple math
Before it even got to the stairs of the house
It was just a pile of dried hay left in the grass
But before we could celebrate
We came to an impasse
A gust of wind picked up the hay
Rolling in single straws below the front door
And before any of us thought to move
The Scarecrow came to life once more.