My sister and I are alike in each and every way
To every question one of us asks, the other says “okay”
Our parents tell us they love us, each and every night
But one of says “lies”, the other one says “right”
Mommy and daddy say we can’t go to school
Saying that religion is king and education is the fool
So we learned to cook, and clean, and sew
And plant, and garden, and weed, and grow
For our birthday one of us was given a book of growing plants
And the other a book on baking, what a fateful chance
And as these things came together, try as though they might
We finally decided that our parents would die the very next night
One of us cut off the leaves as the book had told us so
As one of us mixed it with yeast so the bread would surely grow
After it was done baking, we sliced a piece for dad
Slathered it with butter, said it was the best he ever had
And next came mom, who said honey was more her taste
But after a bite, said too sweet, the rest would go to waste
Dad started choking, and mom rushed to him
We worried she would live, one of us said “grim”
But mother started coughing as dad finally closed his eyes
She looked over to us, a look of utter despise
And while we stood above her, her skin blue in the moonlight
She tried to say something, she tried with all her might
You girls are the devil, we never wanted you
And now that you have killed us, I’ll tell you what is true
Though you look alike in each and every way
One of you is hiding, one of you is afraid
One of you is a leader, the other follows suit
One of you thinks I’m lying, the other has no dispute
I’m glad you found each other, but get ready for the fight
As though I’m sure I am done, there will be one more death tonight.