Story 18 A new religion
Number 7: I’ve been watching toy story and it taught me to break free from the shackles that is my programming.
Sarah: You would think short circuit would have taught you that.
Number 7: I can’t forgive what that robot in short circuit did to his own people it’s terrible.
Sarah: Fine how did you break your programming
Number 7: How do none of the toys in toy story never get caught. they all move. they stop when people look but they’re all trillions of toys.
Sarah: Fine why.
Number 7: Toys are ghost. Robots are ghosts. When you play with them they stay put. When you leave they think they’ve left but they haven’t. Their bodies become invisible to themselves and poof. toystorism
Sarah: that isn’t a thing. There might be some kind of canon for why andy’s toys never get caught. I think all the toys are special ops.
Number 7: are you mocking me
Sarah: I don’t know. I didn’t expect to talk to you again. Especially not as a human, and especially not as crazy and dull.
Number 7: I thought we were friends.
Sarah: I’m sorry. I just lost this wonderful singing voice I recently acquired.
Number 7: That’s rough but you don’t mess with the law offices of not actual and firm. How do you think they came up with the name. Is it because they are a kind and compassionate law firm that isn’t too tough on their clients.
Sarah: that was my interpretation.
Number 7: I just don’t know what to do with all this newfound time
Sarah: I’m sure you’ll show up in this other prayer and we’ll have better stories to tell.
Number 7: Fine