Dave: God am I dead
Sarah: Why Would you think that?
Dave: Well I got struck by lightning
Sarah: Open your eyes
Dave: I can feel them.
Sarah: Open your damn eyes.
Dave: Okay theyre open but I can’t move.
Sarah: Okay so your’e alive
Dave: Why wouldn’t you know that
Sarah: I guess I don’t know everything
Dave: Huh. Did you strike me with lightning
Sarah: We hired a new weather guy. weather’s complicated. it was their first day.