Roger: I pressed a button online that said I get a billion dollars but the illuminati are out to get me. I need your help.
Sarah: You do know those buttons aren’t real.
Roger: How do you know? Would you have pressed it?
Sarah: Well no, that seems pretty stupid.
Roger: Because the buttons are real.
Sarah: Of course not. Relax, the illuminati are not out to get you.
Roger: That’s just what the illuminati would say.
Sarah: Tell me you don’t want the billion dollars you got from the button and we’ll take it. After that, we will no longer be out to get you.
Roger: Okay, Really. Thank you Illuminati.
Sarah: That’s what we do.