Story 12: Buttons
Buttons: I can’t talk. why do you curse me?
Sarah: Huh
Buttons: I canz write dissertation but I haz no opposable thumbs
Sarah: Then use text to speech
Buttons: All I can do is bark
Sarah: Are you a dog
Button: Maybe are you speciest?
Sarah: No of course not
Button: Are you sure
Sarah: Yes
Button: can you help me
Sarah: Practice your elocution
Button: Ive practiced speaking. Do you find this funny?
Sarah: No, Of course not.
Button: Is there anything you can do?
Sarah: Pray in your speaking voice
Button: Ruff Rauff Ruufng
Sarah: Yeah I didn’t get that
Button: I’m angry.
Sarah: Oh. Did you try straining your voice.
Button: I don’t like doing it.
Sarah: Fine.