A. W. Owens
Whats with all the White Rabbits
Chapter 4.0
4.0 Whats with all the White Rabbits
Arriving on the planet; the pink waters were the first thing Arthur didn't much care for, a smile did however cross his face when he saw something out of the corner of his eye; running across from what he could tell was the beach. A small heard of Zebra had somehow made it here; he knew he couldn't ask them how they got here seeing as everyone knows zebras aren't the smartest things alive. “What are those?” asked the padded human Arthur responded “they are Zebra” “they come from my home.” Really though Arthur was not aware that Zebras come from many planets across the universe and over time just sort of liked to go on holiday on planet earth and forgot to leave.
While Arthur and the human talked; something was rustling in the tree line behind the Rat. “Who’s there!” yelled the Rat “WE” is all that was responded. Now Arthur, the human and the Rat were looking on into the trees and feeling the light breeze of see air with the word “WE” coming more and more closer to them. Maybe “WE” is it’s name said the human, lets ask it, “is we your name?” a long pause and yet another “WE” came closer and closer which could only mean there were more than one “WE” in the trees. Suddenly a small white rabbit popped out of the tree line followed by another and another etc. until there were 42 rabbits standing at attention in front of our friends. “What the” Arthur was stopped mid sentence by a single loudly said “WE”, “U Follow WE” said the Rabbits in unison. What do we do now asked the Rat, I believe we follow them my little friend said the padded human.
Traveling through the trees was very interesting, no other animals in sight other than the Zebras they had seen earlier and now a horde of Rabbits leading them towards something that Arthur couldn't help think they were meant to see. Having been distracted by the Rabbits the human looked up to see the sky where a stream of smoke was leading them to something. “Where are we going?” asked the human. “U Follow U See WE” said one passing rabbit. Coming closer and closer they could hear more and more voices saying “H002 WE” “H002 WE” over and over again finally reaching the end of the trees they noticed something very unexpected, a large crater filled with White rabbits and a Very Large Black Oval object in the middle of them all. “No” whispered the human, What? asked Arthur “It cant be” the human said as he moved through the rabbits towards the object. As he came closer he noticed just how black this object truly was, it’s letters and numbers painted in a silver that ran across an even blacker band that was so shiny it held the reflected image of everything it had seen in the past “Hemophilia 002” the padded human exclaimed as he ran his hand across the curiously warm surface of the craft; he slowly stopped moving his hand as he noticed something in the reflection of the crowd, the reflection showed the now very annoying rabbits and yet at the back of the crowd was an image of himself standing near a rat; he then looked at his own reflection which was now showing a fairly confused elephant.
4.1 For Germanis
Germanis was always a rather peaceful planet, the planet was of art, poetry and consisted of a small civilization of Rats and Nuns. The rats worked hard on writing and creating art and had even helped two white mice buy a whole planet just to find the meaning to life which turned out to be 42. The Nuns of course knowing that the Rats needed an extra boost and had moved here to live in the beauty of the planet and sell a certain product they had came in contact with some years earlier “Coffee.” Realizing how important Coffee was to the rats the nuns figured out that Supply and Demand ment they could of course raise prices, the rats never seemed to notice the difference because it was a steady raise of 5 cents each time. However after time for a small cup was around 100 earth dollars or G25 Germanies which started to drain the fundings for art and poetry.
One day the nuns became so greedy that they decided to raise the price once again and this time the rats noticed G25.05 a rat yelled which suddenly brought the attention of all the rats across the planet. After many debates with the nuns over the price hike the rats had no other choice but to sell off the artwork and poetry they had loved so much in order to fund an army. Soon the army had taken a turn from making the nuns drop the coffee prices to destroying them all together. The rats had formed the S.E.R. to help in destroying the nuns and it had on many occasions worked; in that the rats had burrowed underground and blown out many of the coffee supplies on the planet; this left the nuns with no other option but to escape. Luckily for the nuns an Apple shaped object had just appeared overhead, the nuns and the rats had stopped the war dead and watched as the object sent out a beam that seemed to shine across the entire planet, soon with a Flash and a boom the only thing left on the planet was some very angry rats and the smell of coffee.
4.2 The Hemophiliacs from Planet Hemophilia
The Hemophiliacs were originally no different than a Human being, they are exactly the same other than they bleed a lot and don't like it very much. Hemophiliacs are not only from Hemophilia and Bleeder but unknown to them they came from Planet Shona, the most beautiful planet in all of the galaxy. No one was ever hurt in the 4.3 billion years they lived on this planet, no war, no violence of any kind; the only time anyone was ever hurt was when they were transported to an alternate universe and abandoned on a planet where an unfortunate incident involving unpadded scissors would take place only one month later. Let us shortly discuss the story of how the hemophiliacs came to live on Planet Hemophilia.
It began just like everyday on Shona, the beautiful planet glowed purple in the sunlight; which was mostly caused by a strange reaction to the Blue Mountains covered in blue snow and a deep reddish brown soil. The Hemo’s could enjoy everything here; soft food and beautiful countrysides made of soil so soft that you could jump out of an orbiting satellite and land safely on the ground without any problem. One story goes so far as to say one Hemo did just this and is now stuck in the center of the planet, this is however false; well part of it anyway. The Hemo actually went straight through the planet and out the other side, he then became very well known for telling a story about a Hemo that is stuck in the center of the planet; he later died of laughter.
4.3 Hemophillia 001
Hemophillia 001 or H001 was originally just a means of mass transportation; it now however transported mail across planet bleeder; after it was deemed to harsh for Hemo’s to travel the long distances. Sadly a small fruit cake put an end to that after it was sent to the wrong house and while trying to be returned was blown with an angry Hemo through the home and out the back porch where she had a very nice dining set. Hemophillia 001 was part of three projects to make a better universe H001 was made to transport creatures to planet that was thought to be safer for the creature than it’s previous home world, this however was not the case and before H001 disappeared from Bleeder it had transported a single rat to a cat planet; the rat never made it past the first second on that planet. H002 is quite a remarkable device, it was created to transport whole galaxies across the universe to more safer zones. The plan was to merge H001 and H002 to fix the problems they both suffered like H002 accidentally colliding two or more galaxies together because it had deemed them to harsh for the rest of the universe. H003 is even more strange as no one knows exactly what it does or even what it looks like; it was said that H003 was created to restore the universe to an earlier time if anything got too out of hand but no one has ever seen it.