The Hyper Penguin Survival guide had no idea

Chapter 5.0

5.0 The Hyper Penguin Survival guide had no idea

Arthur, the rat and the Highly Padded Human stood in front of H002 surrounded by the white rabbits looking over the object. I’ve seen this before said the Human, “what is it” asked Arthur; this is H002 it’s said to have the power to move whole galaxies yet the early tests rendered it useless when it started colliding galaxies. I thought the Hemo elders had sent it on a suicide mission towards our main star but it must have survived somehow. “WE” the white rabbits yelled; “we saved it” said one of the older rabbits, it was passing by when we noticed it was heading to one of our stars; we sent a series of signals finally stopping it and redirecting it to our planet. “How is it that you rabbits were able to do this” we are not just Rabbits said the elder we are the 42. We came here years ago from our planet located approximately 13.6 billion Lightyears away, our world was being destroyed slowly when our blue sun began to violently release solar flares across our entire solar system. We located a lone wormhole through the universe and were able to keep it open for a short amount of time allowing us to travel through time and space finally bringing us here to this haven planet, when we came we of course brought millions of years worth of advanced science along with us. We noticed this passing star which soon turned out to resemble a ship; I instructed the rest of the elders to start trying to communicate with the ship and that is how we found out that it was heading for our new star, the rest was simple system overrides. What are your names creatures? asked the rabbit, I just realized we never introduced ourselves to each other said Arthur as he looked at his two strange traveling partners. My name of course is Arthur said the Elephant, The scruffy rat stood on his back feet and bowed my name is Alex. Both Arthur and Alex were now staring at the Padded Human waiting for his answer, the Human was staring at the sky watching a shooting star flyby when he started to say: my name is M-a-r, the ship screamed to life “H002 online” a robotic voice yelled in an upbeat fashion. The sleek black lines on the ship started to separate revealing an amazing interior made of white and silver. 10 finished the padded human; my name is also Arthur.


5.1 Bigger on the Inside

Stepping inside; our friends took immediate notice of how big the tiny ship was on the inside, It was said that this was our first prototype of a Parallel dimensional interior, each room exists in a different dimension all coexisting together at the same time. The ship was a worldly treasure to us Hemo’s until it collided two of our closest neighboring galaxies, besides our elders being very upset with the data I would imagine the others in those galaxies were even more upset said Mar10. Alex began to walk around looking for a kitchen or at least something to eat, Mar10 spent his time looking over data that was streaming across two large wall screens all while a highly un-padded elephant stood just inside the doorway with his mouth hanging just slightly past his knees. How is this possible? Asked Arthur, the ship is only about 6 feet long on the outside but appears to be the size of a small skyscraper on the inside. Your right said Mar10 it is the size of a small skyscraper; are you sure you have never been on one of these before? Of course not! I have watched an enormous amount of Dr. Who through windows though. With a slight shriek Arthur jumped in the air as the door closed quickly behind him. What did you touch? asked Arthur, I didn't touch anything proclaimed Mar10; “um, I ma have” Alex stepped slowly out from a room located behind Mar10; I found a button that simply said “Shake” I thought it meant Milk Shake. Now from the outside the 42 rabbits were amazed to see the door close so quickly but were even more amazed to see the ship disappear with a sound that could only be described as the sound of a large bubble pooping somewhere near essex by none other than a Welshman.

5.2: Hemophilia 002.

5.3: 4 Galaxies to the right and one Universe down.

5.4: Lonely Elephants and Padded People.