SCOTT AND DAVEY ARE BACK.
It’s been awhile. We hope this update finds you well.
We’ll keep this short, but we have some exciting news for your ears. Practical Applications for Multiverse Theory is now an audiobook!!!!
THE LINK: http://adbl.co/2b0vAbz
No longer are you confined to the physical book or e-reader! Listen while you run! Or while you’re at your desk! Listen in a car or on a train! Kids crying that they need food or love? Shut that noise down by popping on your headphones and immersing yourself in the #multiversebook.
If you know anyone who mostly or only read audiobooks, please let them know! Or better yet, buy the audiobook as a gift for them. As always, thanks.
And remember, if you’ve read the book but haven’t written a review on Amazon and Goodreads, please do so. The longevity of our book sales depend on it.
- Nick & Noa
We’re approaching two whole months since Practical Applications for Multiverse Theory left the literary uterus and was birthed out into the scary world of bookselling.
We hope that you’ve been enjoying the book, or at the very least enjoying telling people that you know someone who wrote a book, or enjoying having another item cluttering up that desk that you were totally going to use to help you get organized but is now covering in loads of junk mail and assorted novelty items.
If you have read the book, don’t forget to leave reviews on Amazon and Goodreads. Exposure and sales are directly affected by the number of reviews a book receives.
Just as important, if you enjoyed the book, please tell a friend. Tell two friends. If you have more than two friends (WE GET IT YOU’RE REAL POPULAR), tell all of them.
And now they can get a digital copy of the book for even less. The ebook price for #multiversebook is now just $4.99! That’s less than five dollars!
We promise we’re working on the next book in the series,
Nick & Noa
Tomorrow is the big day! Practical Applications for Multiverse Theory will fight its way through the birth canal that is book printing and distribution and be available for all the world to cuddle and read, with no pesky afterbirth to deal with.
To celebrate this momentous occasion we’re throwing a book release signing/reading/Q&A at The Wild Detectives book store in the Bishop Arts District of Dallas, TX!
Come by, get your book signed, ask us some questions, and overall just help us not feel lonely.
If you’ve already read the book, don’t forget to leave a review over on Amazon!
See you tomorrow!
- Nick & Noa
By now you’ve probably read all 4 copies of Practical Applications of Multiverse Theory that you so graciously ordered. Seriously we’re so thankful for your support, and every time we do anything related to the book, we think of each and every one of you individually.
We have but one more thing to ask of you. Amazon has opened reviews for the book, so please go leave a review of your honest feelings for the book. Leave a review on Goodreads. Tell everyone you know about it. The success of any author or book relies on online reviews and word of mouth.
Also, if you enjoyed it, have questions about it, or just wanna chat with us, we’re on Twitter @OhNoaG and @Nick_Scott.
Thanks for reading, here is a picture of a baby stoat:
Nick & Noa
Most of you have received your copies of the book and are reading like your life depended on it (BECAUSE IT DOES). That or you’re enjoying a new piece of clutter on your desk. Either way, thanks for supporting us.
Speaking of supporting us, don’t forget to leave a review once you’re done reading on Amazon (open for reviews starting 4/19) and Goodreads (open for reviews NOW), or anywhere else that allows customer reviews. If you pre-ordered a book but have yet to receive yours, please contact Inkshares.
Now that we’ve got the obligatory “please review our book” reminders out of the way, we would like to cordially invite you to our BOOK BIRTHDAY PARTY. We’ll be having a reading/Q&A/signing at The Wild Detectives in the Bishop Arts District on Tuesday, April 19th at 7:30PM. We assume that it will look, like most literary events, something like this:
So please join us for a night of no-holds-barred drunkenness, hilarity, decisions you’ll regret in the morning, and get your books signed! For more information check out The Wild Detectives website and be sure to RSVP via the Facebook event.
Also, enjoy the headshots that The Wild Dectectives must have found in some dark corner of the internet.
We’ve haven’t gotten a ton of requests for interviews, but we did get invited on some show called Book Talk. Despite not being able to find anything about it anywhere online, we agreed to go on be interviewed by the show’s host, Feel Landsburg. Here are the results: Book Talk w/ Feel Landsburg.
Hope to see you at the book party and if we don’t you’re dead to us,
For interviews please contact us at email@example.com
Good morrow, readers!
First, thanks again for supporting the book. We hope that you guys and gals are enjoying it so far.
If you are enjoying it, please remember to do us a solid and leave a glowing review on Goodreads (open for reviews now) and Amazon (open for reviews beginning 4/19).
If you aren’t enjoying it, please keep it to yourself. Or send a hand-written review straight to us at this address:
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Looking forward to hearing what everyone thinks!
In the meantime, mark your calendars for the evening of April 19th, when we’ll be holding our book release party/reading/Q&A/signing/shindig/orgy/hot dog eating contest/formal ball/jamboree! We’ll announce the time and location soon, so keep your eyes out (Metaphorically. Please don’t actually pull your own eyes out.)
In the double meantime, check out the first of out promotional videos, where we try out some taglines for the book.
Meet The Authors: Nick and Noa
Don’t forget, if you’re sharing anything about our book, use the hashtag #multiversebook so we can see it/share it/love it/read it constantly for reassurance.
Until Next Time,
Twitter: @Nick_Scott, @OhNoaG
Hello true believers! Long time no spam.
We assume that in the time since we last contacted you that you’ve been curled in the corner shouting “WHERE ARE NICK AND NOA?!?” or “WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WITH PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS FOR MULTIVERSE THEORY?!?” or “I’VE SOILED MYSELF AGAIN!”
Don’t worry. You can stop the hunger strikes, you can put down the gun and let the hostages go. We’re back. And we have a nice surprise for all of you.
COMING TO YOUR E-MAIL BOX THIS FRIDAY: The eBook edition of Practical Applications for Multiverse Theory.
That’s right! You can finally read the book! And if you want to all get together and start up a new religion where PAFMT is your Bible, we would love to serve as your prophets.
But for real, we’re both incredibly excited for you guys to read the book. And don’t worry, you’ll still be receiving your physical copy of the book when we get closer to the April 19th release date.
Now comes the important part. Once you read the book, please do us a huge favor and leave a review on Amazon, Goodreads, or anywhere else that allows customer reviews. As dumb as it may seem, online customer reviews are a huge part of getting stores to pay attention to our little book that could. Here are a couple to get you started:
PAFMT on Amazon
PAFMT on Goodreads
If you’d like to post screengrabs of you receiving the advance ebook or pictures of you reading it on your favorite electronic reading device or just want to post about it in general on any social platforms, throw in #multiversebook so we can follow the action.
In the coming days/weeks, we’ll be releasing some promo videos for the book, as well as the details about our book launch event, so keep an eye out.
For now, here is your reward for reading this whole e-mail, an unpurchased stock photo of a puppy reading a book:
Until next time,
Twitter: @Nick_Scott @OhNoaG