
Hello everyone,
I guess I should talk about this shouldn’t I?
There’s a minuscule little article on The Tracking Board that talks about me and my upcoming book; A God in the Shed. Go read it. It’s fun. I’ll wait.
You’re back? Awesome. So what do you think? Yeah, I was a bit overwhelmed. Still sort of am. I’m not exactly wired to take compliments or bask in the glory of good news on that scale. I’d love to pretend that it’s because I’m humble and level-headed but in truth I’m just terrified of disappointment and incapable of processing success. My own issues aside, I think it’s important to know a few things about this announcement.
What this isn’t:
What this is:
The great Mike Mongo (Astronaut Instruction Manual) once told me; "However long you think this process is going to take, double that." and the awesome Adam Gomolin also shared this nugget of wisdom; "It’s a no until it’s a yes."
So I’m going to try and take it easy. Keep the day job and continue chipping away at my other projects (check out Arch-Android, the sequel to The Life Engineered, along with Too Many Controllers).
Thanks again for the support everyone. Go read that article again and while you do that, keep telling yourself; ’I’m part of this.’
Because you are.
JF
Just a quick update to let you all know that I am still working quite hard on Mr. Butler. I enrolled in Camp NaNoWriMo for July and set a goal of writing 70,000 words for the book in 31 days...and I did it in 30:

All 70,024 (and counting!) words were written for Butler. Every day I’m working to make this the best damn book I can make it.
Just thought you, my wonderful investors, my support system, and most importantly, my friends, should know that I am giving this project every single spare moment I have. I’m still aiming for a September manuscript submission. I will keep you updated!
Thanks for hanging in there!
Love to all.
-Michael.

Hendrix is still doing his bit to raise awareness for SQUIDS IN. Not only did he hang out in Times Square at stupid o’clock in the morning the other day, he managed to get a few of his minions a free ride on some Porsche Carrera Cup racing cars.
It’s becoming very apparent that Hendrix and I will not manage our target of 250 pre-orders alone. If you know anyone who has a rude sense of humor, please point them to the sample SQUIDS IN chapters. Thanks!
Matthew
I’m just going to open with the final cover for The Seventh Age:

I want to thank all of you, the people who have supported me, in helping pick directions, refine options and taking the time to vote.
Ashley Marie Witter, the Illustrator, who crammed me into her intensely busy schedule of Squarriors. You can check out more of her artwork and rabid apocalyptic rodents by clicking HERE.
Scott over at Cyantype Covers. They did a fantastic job making different options and helping pull everything together for the final version you see today. My finest metal (\m/ >;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. salute goes to the work that they have done.
Lastly, to Emily, Avalon, and everyone at the joint Girl Friday / Inkshares production team for helping take the very nebulous concept of a cover into something this badass.
My sincerest thank you to everyone involved,
~Rick Heinz.
Yay! I have some GREAT NEWS!!! I’ve put up another chapter (it’s purty chapter five), which is cool and wonderful for y’all (again, tis all written and such, these are just happy little things! One of my friend’s favorite scenes is in this chapter, wherein our protagonist interacts with the human named Ambrosia)!
In other news, I’ve just finished painting my 100th page for these short story compilations. Yay! Anyone else who decides to order 2 or more copies of Borehole Bazaar can have a spiral bound book of several of the short stories -- also all hand illustrated (this is not a scan one and print routine, folks!)-- sent to them, then please do so! I’d love a DM so I can praise you in that moment, too! I wish y’all an amazing day and hope you like your treats!
Hello everyone!
Gentle readers,
Huge thanks to the following folks for their support this past week:
And especially Thomas J. Arnold, who was my 142nd, 143rd, and 144th preorder.
Going into the final six days of the campaign, I have been tightening up the outline in preparation to implement some draft notes I’ve received from beta readers, and working with Adam Gomolin to bring the second half of the novel from not existing to not sucking. It’s come a long way from the humble little novella it was in March, but I still need to sell 106 preorders in order for this project to reach Quill.
If you’ve already preordered your copy, consider preordering another to foist upon friends and family.
If you haven’t yet, I really need your support. If you’re not in a position to spend another $10, I totally understand (I’m not either, you’ll notice from the lack of "preorder swap" DMs) but would still appreciate your spreading the word on social media.
We only need to sell like 20 preorders a day to reach our goal, we can totally do this.

-J.
Hey Campers!
BEAST MODE!
All jokes aside, there is no failure, just learning. Hard work, perseverance, and dedication will win the day. Key is, just DON’T GIVE UP! Hit me up on twitter if you have questions! https://twitter.com/StoneJamison