It's been a month!?  How has it been a month since my last update.  Whatever.  Hello, Boulderoleros!  Do you ever feel insignificant?  Like life is just passing you by?  Like you're being manipulated by immortal beings with no regard for your well being and condescendingly pointy ears?  Good.  That's what the Immortals want.

I've been doing some math and some shenanigans (never a good combination) and I've discovered that the Immortal Calendar is super cool.  Immortals have nine days in their week.  They have nine weeks in a month.  They have nine months in a year.  Do all that math and their years are 729 days long.  That's two of our years minus a day.  One Immortal year is two human years.  We're like dogs to them.  And yes that means they have two springs, two summers, two falls and two winters, but if you live forever, does that really matter all that much?  Does time really matter all that much?  Yes.  Yes it does.  Because you have to know when to go to war and when to go to war and when to go to war and most importantly, the most sacred of all Immortal traditions, you have to know when the times are good...to go to war.  Immortals loooove killing.  It's bad.  Mostly for us mortals.  I hope you're all having good, safe travels.  I'll be updating more than zero times a week for the next few weeks.  Feel free to follow me on Twitter for an array of shenanigans, mainly those pertaining to my book, but also, just things that are happening in my brain.  Also like us on Facebook if you haven't already!

As always thank you for your continued and rad support.

Earth, sea, empire.

-NDF

Just a quick correction to my own misunderstanding which may have led some of you to the same misunderstanding.  Thankfully today I have had it pointed out to me that everyone who orders a physical copy of the book gets a signed copy even if it is only under the smaller Quill publishing goal, so now I get to come up with a new reward.  I'm horrible at this though, so I'm hoping everyone will come by my Facebook page(link embedded) and just tell me what you would want as a reward.  If its something I can feasibly do, then I will work towards making it happen after we have reached either funding goal.

Also, I have just posted up the next section of Book 2(Exile, Hunted) Chapter 1.  Check it out at this link(about the same amount of spoilers as the last section really).  Enjoy!

The holidays have been beat, working extra hours and helping family.  I've cleaned up chapter 4 a bit and now its available to read!  I hope to have another update soon before Christmas.  

MERRY/HAPPY CHRISTMAS-WINTER-HANNUKAH-KWANZAA-HOLIDAY-STARBUCKS RED CUP-FESTIVUS! 

It's the holiday season, so that means you are all probably just sitting by the fireplace, gathered with family, wondering what's going on with Nick and Noa's book, Practical Applications for Multiverse Theory. 

 We got our first look at the completely copy-edited version of the book, and it won't be long now before we get to see the fully formatted, and possibly physical manifestation of the book. 

 Speaking of the holidays (segue achievement: UNLOCKED), you know what would make a great Christmas gift? The promise of getting our book in April! Most of you have already purchased the book. 

But if you know anyone who hasn't, or want to purchase more copies for yourselves, please do so. The number of preorders a book gets is a big way that book stores determine how many copies they will order and keep in store. Then you can put an I.O.U. under the tree for you loved ones! 

To make link sharing easy, we've provided the big three below: 

 Amazon 

 Barnes & Noble 

 Inkshares 

 Thanks, and as long as Krampus doesn't reap you and your family this Christmas, you'll hear from us in the new year. 

 - Nick & Noa