Dec 12, 2015

It's been a month!?  How has it been a month since my last update.  Whatever.  Hello, Boulderoleros!  Do you ever feel insignificant?  Like life is just passing you by?  Like you're being manipulated by immortal beings with no regard for your well being and condescendingly pointy ears?  Good.  That's what the Immortals want.

I've been doing some math and some shenanigans (never a good combination) and I've discovered that the Immortal Calendar is super cool.  Immortals have nine days in their week.  They have nine weeks in a month.  They have nine months in a year.  Do all that math and their years are 729 days long.  That's two of our years minus a day.  One Immortal year is two human years.  We're like dogs to them.  And yes that means they have two springs, two summers, two falls and two winters, but if you live forever, does that really matter all that much?  Does time really matter all that much?  Yes.  Yes it does.  Because you have to know when to go to war and when to go to war and when to go to war and most importantly, the most sacred of all Immortal traditions, you have to know when the times are good...to go to war.  Immortals loooove killing.  It's bad.  Mostly for us mortals.  I hope you're all having good, safe travels.  I'll be updating more than zero times a week for the next few weeks.  Feel free to follow me on Twitter for an array of shenanigans, mainly those pertaining to my book, but also, just things that are happening in my brain.  Also like us on Facebook if you haven't already!

As always thank you for your continued and rad support.

Earth, sea, empire.

-NDF