Horror writer. Comic book writer. Freelance journalist for VICE.

Writer of strange tales // inspired by the odd, the fantastic, the dark, and the absurd.

Writer of strange tales // inspired by the odd, the fantastic, the dark, and the absurd.

Writer of strange tales // inspired by the odd, the fantastic, the dark, and the absurd.

Writer of strange tales // inspired by the odd, the fantastic, the dark, and the absurd.

Writer of strange tales // inspired by the odd, the fantastic, the dark, and the absurd.

Writer of strange tales // inspired by the odd, the fantastic, the dark, and the absurd.

If you took 50 monkeys and put them in a room with 50 typewriters for a million years, they would wr...