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Is it too late to redeem my box tops?

Cece Mann Orr

De Nuda Organic Cereals

666 West Street

Chicago, IL 60666

Dear Ms. Orr,

It was brought to my attention that De Nuda Organic Cereals was, at one time, offering a mail-in box-top redemption program for a volume titled “Practical Necromancy in the 20th Century: Living (and Dying (and Living Again)) by the Old Rules in a Modern Age.” I came across a copy by chance and found it extremely interesting, not to mention beautiful--the illuminated text is far above the quality I would expect from this type of promotional campaign, and certainly more impressive than the offerings by any of your competitors--but unfortunately, I was not able to acquire that edition for myself.

Therefore I am hoping you can assist me in redeeming the box tops I’ve collected according to the campaign terms and conditions I found on Google. Enclosed please find my 666 Gluten Free Toasty Oats Cereal box tops and $2 fee, adjusted for inflation and rounded up to a neat $20 to compensate you for any trouble.

Thank you,

W. Rhys

3 Dogwood Acres

Amesbury, MA 01913