Aug 11, 2016

We’re baaaaack! For those of you that haven’t met my acquaintance, I’m Francis, a character in Kingdom of Dreams. Perhaps I’m a real cat, or perhaps not. And maybe Francis is my real name, or maybe it’s something like... Oh, I don’t know-Timba. That doesn’t matter. What matters a great deal, is that we’re back up and cheaper than ever:

Check out our bright and shiny new book here:WE’RE SLASHING PRICES!

Oh that writer/artiste. There’s been muttering, cursing, and stomping-maybe even melodramatic, inconsolable weeping? I suppose he did work as hard as he could to make our page presentable. I wouldn’t know, I was outside hunting and using nature’s litter box to my heart’s delight. Anyway, we’re back in Geek & Sundry’s contest coming from the back of the pack. But I think we can do it. A sneak attack that they’ll never expect...

The fun of these contests seems to be to get introverted, anti-social writers to beg for an unrealistic plethora of unique orders. That means as fantasy fans of a good old fashioned illustrated yarn, they’ll probably say things like, tell your friends and your friends’ friends daughter’s, son’s, cousin’s and cousin’s parakeet about this book. (And then, oh pretty please let me know where said parakeet resides.) My thoughts? This book will double as a wonderful coaster, door stop, and foot prop. And don’t underestimate how good it will look on top of the back of the commode. A conversation piece if there ever was one. Did I mention there are pretty pictures inside? Or how about extra copies to donate to your local school? Let’s get kids reading instead of being devoured by Pokemon NO!

Aha! The writer/artiste is so desperate, he’s giving schwag away with every order: Magnets, reusable totes (oh, how responsible of him). He’s even having the lady of the house bake dog treats upon request. Deplorable, yes, but I suppose it could make some worthless pooch somewhere in Des Moines happy. I’m giving away some of his original artwork too. Let’s just keep that one under wraps. Shall we?

Okay, enough prattling. Shopping tip of the day: if you have a $5 coupon bestowed upon you by Inkshares, use the e-mail to link into to the site to make your purchase. Each person can purchase up to (10) copies of any tier. And always look both ways before crossing the street. People drive like maniacs these days.

Stay well and feel free to pester me upon my golden Twitter perch.

Best,

Francis