Chapter 2 Yeah we Attempt to go to the moon
Chapter 2
Yeah, we attempt to go to the moon.
I took some science classes. I got in shape. I graduated from college with great grades. However, when I signed up to be an astronaut. I was rejected because their reasoning was the prolonged strain of isolation on the body was too much for most people and I did not have the mental rigor to survive the traumas of being an astronaut. I was considering injected neurons into my throat and then playing the sound of what oxygen looks like. I doubt this would work, but they’re many neat things I thought could be possibly if this was the case. Every disease cured. Every person being able to swim under water. Even in my wildest dreams, I couldn’t image people flying using genetics. This was precisely what I wanted to try.
Well if I wasn’t already on a terrorist watch list, the preceding paragraph couldn’t of helped. At the very least, it probably wasn’t a strong case for my sanity.
It was time to create an invisibility cloak.
I convert a picture of gold into sound and then I buy some beats earphones. I raise the decibal of the sound to 300 decibals. My body starts to tremble. The water in my body starts to vibrate. This was not a good idea. I quickly and dizzingly move headphones over my body creating a cloak over my body. It was slightly different than the invisibility cloak that was made in 2015 with gold antennas on it, but the material was extremely thin. Sound wasn’t really matter and the only way I had previously gotten sound to emulate matter was letting the brain perceive it that way. Nonetheless, I think it worked. I snuck into nasa and stole their rocket.
I was sentenced to life for stealing Nasa’s rocket. However, it would be a while before I was caught.
On the moon I played the audio file on the timer and moved the speaker eastward. Every planet in the solar system had this old crush on it. Unfortunately, some didn’t make it, and drifted into space. It does make me regret doing it.
Rachel: How did I get here
Andy: It’s Andy from high school.
Rachel: Did you kidnap me? How did I get here?
Andy: I created you from an old photo. I gave you special abilities. You don’t need to eat or drink. It’s actually pretty amazing.
Rachel: That’s bullshit.
Andy: your body continually produces atp now. Your body constantly produces blood, and your heart rate is carefully regulated.
Rachel: You are a fucking freak.
Andy: didn’t we have something.
Rachel: What are you talking about? You kidnapped me and put me on the moon. Andy, that’s crazy. Get me the fuck outta of here.
Rachel 2: yes get her outta here.
Rachel 3: yes get her outta here now.
The Rachel’s grabbed me and asked me where the ship was.
Rachel: Do you know how to fly the ship?
Rachel looks in the mirror
Rachel: Fuck!!!!!!!!! (screams loudly)
Rachel 2: What is it?
Rachel: I don’t have an ass.
Let me explain. The sound file can only show what’s in the picture. Usually photos are only taken from the front or back. Basically Rachel could only have what’s in the photo.
Andy: Yeah, I probably should’ve mentioned that
Rachel: Why would you do this? Why would anyone do this?
Andy: Well if you want to get outta of here. You need to rub these headphones all over your clothes and wear a mask.
Rachel: Why? (irritated and getting angrier)
Andy: Well you were created from sound and so is this invisible cloak. If you rub it on your body without clothes. It will get on your body and you’ll permanently disappear.
Rachel: The invisible cloak would just fall off.
Andy: hmm. Well I think I chemically bonded it to something.
Rachel: I don’t think there’s anyway this would work.
Andy: Maybe you’re right.. It’s more just a theory at the moment.
The sun glowed over the earth surrounding it with light. It was barely discernable. The earth’s green forest could be discerned brightly and the earth’s blue oceans looked something dimmer but still spectacular as stars surrounded us.
A break from the story to marvel at how the earth looked when they were in space:
Rachel: That’s how it looked to me
Andy: Well thanks for seeing me in prison.
Rachel: Don’t mention it.
Back to the Book:
“ The space ship just landed”, said a Nasa employee. “What, it’s here”, said an astronaut They decided to call security and search the ship.
I heard footsteps. An astronaut grabbed me, but I leap out of his arms like I propelled myself out of a tube of toothpaste. I ran to the end of the street. We caught several buses, but there was still one remaining question. Where were they to go? They wanted to go back to where they lived. This definitely made sense, and apparently they all had keys.
We took what most of been 100 buses but we finally got to where they lived. There was only one problem they no longer lived there. Another problem we ran into is that; even though they had their phones on them in order to contact themselves they’d have to call their phones which all had the same number.
I realized that that wouldn’t work, so they bought me a prepaid phone. They called the phone.
Rachel: Who is this?
Rachel: It’s your long lost twin sister?
Rachel: I don’t have a twin sister.
Rachel: Yes you did. Your dad just didn’t want to tell you.
Rachel: If we were twins we’d have to have the same parents.
Rachel: Im your clone.
Rachel: My clone
Rachel: Stop pretending you have the same voice as me
The Rachel’s were very very angry. I originally did think of using this cloning idea as a way of getting in contact with people I hadn’t seen in a long time. I thought it would be neat to be able to teleport anyone you wanted toward you. This didn’t work out the way I hoped, but let’s skip ahead. Things really turn awry later.