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Dear reader, can we agree that beta readers are necessary for a book’s excellence?

Sure! But we need rules for the process to work, sir.

Hang on, is there a way we can bring Hamilton into this?

Okay, so we’re doing this...



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It’s the Ten Beta Commandments
It’s the Ten Beta Commandments!

Number one:
The challenge: invite a reaction
If they accept, set a date for the transaction

Number two:
Push it back, let’s be real, you need more time
You might lose a few but in the end it will be fine

Number three:
Get your words into a narrative flow
Plot holes, clichés, confusion gotta go

First draft, worst draft, you know it’s true
We need beta readers to do what they do!

Number four:
If they’re not writers too, that’s all right
You need your target audience to be on site

You pick ‘em for their love of the genre or themes
You have ‘em go in cold so their feedback’s clean

Five!
Send your book in the form that they prefer
If you don’t, face the fact that they’ll defer

Number six:
Let it go, spend time with family and friends
Tell ‘em where you been, promise your book is near its end

Seven!

Accept it all, critique and praise
Don’t just debate and argue your case

Number eight:

Take your time to clarify
You don’t have to agree, just understand (or try)

Number nine:

Fix your book, it was great but aim higher
Put in all the work that it requires

Then tell

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THANK YOU!

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A notable day is approaching: on August 18th, 2015, I discovered Inkshares and entered the first Nerdist contest. That means my one-year Inkshares anniversary is almost here!

So, to celebrate (and give myself a deadline), I will be sending out my manuscript to beta readers on August 18th!!

My beta readers will have four weeks to get their comments back to me. I will incorporate their input over the course of another two weeks. Then...

Production on my book will begin!!

FINALLY!!

In the meantime, if you like Terry Pratchett, whimsy, or murder mysteries, order Jay Lockwood’s A Beast Requires immediately and help him win the current Geek & Sundry Fantasy contest!

Here is my review:

"Inkshares won’t let me recommend this more than once, which is a sad limitation when I like it at least ten times over. A Beast Requires mixes the wit of Douglas Adams and the whimsy of Jasper Fforde in a fairy tale land of forest slums, skeevy elf landlords, and murder. Every moment is layered in world building gold. If this book were food, it would be chocolate and I would eat it. (I may eat it anyway.)"

Nom nom.


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    Hello all,

    This is just a quick update.  This campaign is off to a good start.  It’s up to 10 orders which might not seem like much but as previously stated this is more so a marathon than a sprint.  I am currently working on a rewrite so for those that have received copies in the past, either as beta or just a thank you from me for the support, there will be a few changes.  Some kind of significant others just for my peace of mind.  

    If you’re reading this thanks again for following along and for supporting this project.  If you haven’t ordered yet but would like to feel encouraged to use the link below:

    https://www.inkshares.com/books/i-think-you-dropped-this?referral_code=b9693f32

    Thanks again and enjoy the rest of your weekend/week depending on when this finds you.

    Cheers

    Brien

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      Just a quick one for now.  Prior to my campaign I had stated that for every 50 followers I would upload a new chapter, and this first week of the campaign/contest has seen me sprint past 350 followers.  That means I’ll be uploading at least 1 chapter tomorrow.  I’d also been debating with myself whether or not to continue uploading chapters since I already have quite a large amount posted.  Truth is that I like sharing my story and world too much not to keep uploading.  Since I’m now in a campaign though, from this point on I’ll be basing chapter uploads on number of new people who’ve ordered rather than number of followers.  For every 25 new readers I’ll upload a chapter, and since we’ve already hit 25 readers that means I have a 2nd new chapter to upload.  I’ll be uploading those tomorrow.

      That’s all I’ve got for now.  Look for a real update on Tuesday, and as always thanks for your time and keep reading!

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        Today, with this update, I need your assistance. Fans of the Seventh Age, I need you to rally and click buttons!



        There are three buttons we are after:

        1. Author Facebook Page: Click Here
        2. Amazon Author Page: Click Here
        3. Seventh Age: Dystopia: Click Here

        By clicking "like, or follow," on any of these, it helps a ton in getting off the ground. Feel free to be interactive, ask questions, post things to my walls. Distract me from writing short stories about vampires who hunt and stalk internet trolls for food!

        Plus... I’m going to start putting artwork up at all these places where it’s a bit easier to organize. For the sequel: Dystopia. I hear-by promise I shall not spam thee. I will only update either Dawn, or Dystopia once a week, on alternating weeks. You’ll get mail from me, but I dare not send you two messages within the same week, after this week. 

        Lastly: I’ve got my next artist piece from The Art of Rachel Perciphone. Here is the Council of Death Lords, leaders of the Unification.


         

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          Adam Greven reveals all!! Well, not ALL, but like, a good chunk concerning everyone’s favorite new fantasy book (indulge us here), The Knight Proper! You can check it out here! 

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            @Joseph Keeler  I know the frustration you’re feeling right now. This is not an easy thing, especially during the course of a contest. We all are facing the same struggle, hustling to make that front page the best we can. Last year I was in the Nerdist contest, and my book never once made the front page. It was hard, it was frustrating, but in the end, even after the campaign ended, I was a better writer, and a better person because of it.

            You have to push past the guilt and promote yourself constantly. Your friends will get sick of it, people will tune you out, but you have to push past that. We all want to win, and you’re going to get support from a lot of friends, but the biggest source of support you are going to get is the other writers here on Inkshares.

            A failed campaign sucks. It’s a kick to the gut, and can rattle the faith you have in yourself as a writer. When I failed last time, I wanted nothing more than to curl up in a ball and ignore the world. I was broken, battered, and angry. I let the pressure get to me. I blamed myself for the failures. Now, a year later, I’m trying it again.

            Do your best. Push yourself. Develop your pitch, and talk about your book constantly. This is going to be hard. You’re going to feel a hundred different emotions at once, but know you really are amazing. You’ve put the thing you love, your book, out into the world. Not everyone can say that.
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              Joseph Asphahani liked the forum thread, Geek & Sundry Contest - New Rule
              Thank you guys for this thread, all of you. I have been stressing out *hard* these past couple of days trying to get people to pre-order my book. Posting about it to Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, SnapChat, Tumblr, you name it. I’m trying so hard and am getting very little in the way of interaction/response, and I’ve only gotten 4 orders. It’s super stressful! I’m going to try to keep pushing through that "I’m posting about this too often" guilt, though, and hope that it pays off... :/
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