Hi everyone! Happy Fall!
Long time, no chat, huh? It’s been about a month and a half since It’s All Fun and Games went live, and I’ve got all sorts of news to share.
The first thing is that I was fortunate enough to receive some pretty cool media attention to coincide with the release. I had a nice sit-down with John Holyoke from the Bangor Daily News, and I was featured both in their online paper and on the front page of the Lifestyle section. IAFAG also was in a segment on the 207, a statewide public interest show that airs nightly in Bangor and Portland. It was fun hearing people tell me that they’d seen or read about me. Look out Kardashians, I’m coming for you.
I’ve also been out and about for a couple public appearances. I had my first public book signing at The Briar Patch in downtown Bangor. If you live locally, make sure you stop on by – it’s a wonderful store filled with books, games, and other things that the little people in your life will enjoy. And then at the end of August I was the featured presenter the Orono-Old Town Kiwanis (which, having just recently seen Calendar Girls at Penobscot Theatre Company (Season Tickets Still Available!), makes me chuckle at the role of “featured presenter”), where I talked about NANOWRIMO, Inkshares, and all the nuggets of stuff that go into making the sausage we call a novel.
I had the horrifying experience of being asked by my award winning voice actor, Cassandra Lee Morris, how to pronounce a few words and realizing that I never really thought about how those combinations of letters would actually sound. Garbaldar is a tricky one to roll off the tongue, and don’t even ask me how to pronounce Gahrauah. I actually just punted and told her to make something up. Memo to me – read all future novels aloud before sending them for publishing and make sure the names are actually pronounceable. If you’d like to read more about Cassandra, you can visit her web page here. She’s pretty impressive, that’s for sure!
Sales have remained steady, though they have tapered off somewhat. Word of mouth is a wonderful thing, so if you know anyone who might be interested in It’s All Fun and Games, have them swing by their Friendly Local bookstore or Amazon and pick up a copy. Or grab it on an e-reader, or in a week or two the ebook!
Also, if you’ve read the book, please swing by Amazon, Goodreads, and (if you have an account) Barnes And Noble and leave a review. They don’t need to be long – “I really liked it” is plenty! I’m currently sitting at 51 reviews on Amazon, but there were 578 people who preordered the book. It’ll take just a few moments of your time, and can make a huge difference. We haven’t yet broken into B&N’s retail stores (which would be instantly several thousand copies sold), but a couple hundred reviews on Amazon and Goodreads would make a pretty convincing argument.
In fact, go do it now. I’ll wait.
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See? That wasn’t so hard, was it? And now you have a warm fuzzy cause you know you did me a solid. Speaking of which, I’ve had a number of people tell me that they’ve let the book around their office or circle of friends. That’s great, and I hope your friends all enjoyed the book too. Please ask all those folks to leave me a review as well. 3 minutes of clicking and typing is a great price to pay for a novel.
So, I think that’s all the news that’s news. You may or may not have received an email from Inkshares regarding new contests. There are three right now. Of perhaps the most immediate interest to backers of It’s All Fun and Games are the Geek and Sundry Fantasy Contest and the Crypt TV Horror Contest. If you’ve got any interest in helping another author fund their novel, here are some suggestions of books written by some of the buddies I’ve met throughout my own contest process –
Phew! That was long! Thank you again for all your support, and I promise not to wait so long between mailings next time!
Short update just to show I’m still alive. Writing is continuing steadily as the end draws ever closer for the final draft of The Children of the Forest. In the meantime, enjoy another preview of a possible cover for the final version. Have a great week everyone ~

P.S. Preoders are always welcome. If you’ve followed along with my little passion project but have yet to grab a copy, I’d suggest taking a look at the sample chapters provided, and if you enjoy what you see, why not grab a digital version (or 10) I’m just saying...
Everybody is sending out reader updates today and I don’t want to be left out!
Eric Landreneau (author of Beneath White Clouds) reviewed Monkey Business. So check that out here if you’re interested!
And if you guys would consider following my new project Black Cloud, I would be very grateful!
And now just for funsies here are some ridiculous Monkey Business videos. The prices are wrong but who cares? There are sock puppet monkeys. Happy Sunday!
In the mood for something a little more Rockin’?
Or do you just wanna make love down by the fire?
Bye bye!
Hello Air Pirates! I am super excited to announce the new cover design for my high flying adventure novel "Wings of the Pirate".
I am feeling very honored to have the creative skills and support of my longtime friend and acting collaborator, Clint Beach of Attic Studios #cabeachphotos #atticstudiosproductions. We are currently 36 orders away from being published and coming in for the homestretch. Let’s bring this bird in for a safe landing well beyond the 250 goal and not come crashing in a fiery wreck just short of the beach. Click that green preorder button now (If you don’t have that on your screen -Thank YOU again!) and get a copy ordered for you or for that adventurous spirit in the family.
Thanks!!
Eric H. Heisner
www.leandogproductions.com
Update time! So I’ve got some more news and some more artwork for everyone!
It’s been brought to my attention recently that my book is pretty damn Metal and brutal.

I’m okay with this. :) To celebrate this, I’ve got some new artwork from Phil Rood and his favorite character in the book Gabriel DeAngelo.
I present you with some unnecessary violence!
Good morning all.
Just a quick update on the progress of the book campaign. We have 57 days left until November 14, and we’re sitting at 169 orders of the necessary 250 to publish. We’re ahead of pace to make our goal, which is the good news. The slightly more nerve-wracking news is we’re ahead by one book. So it looks like this is going to be a tight race. If you haven’t ordered yet, or are interested in ordering a second copy, or want to donate an eBook preorder to help the book get published, I can’t tell you how much I’d appreciate it. But I’d try.
The book itself is in the middle of its seventh and hopefully final draft. I’ve sent the manuscript out to a few fellow authors who have read it and said some very positive things about it. I’m toying with an idea to make the story a little tighter, and hopefully once that’s in, I’ll be finished and the book will be ready for the long process of getting released via Inkshares. And once it gets through that, it’ll be in all of your hands.
So thank you all for the support you’ve shown so far. We’ve got a little less than two months to pull together and push to the end. With the love you guys have shown so far, I don’t have any doubt it’s possible. Only 81 to go.
Keep circulating the link. http://www.inkshares.com/books/blue-water
If you haven’t yet, check out the first four chapters as well at bluewaternovel.com
Thank you all again.
Joseph

Hello my Knightmares!
We are 13 days away from the end of my campaign, and we are currently sitting at 262 orders! Thirteen has always been my favorite number (see Vexed for more about my writing and the number 13) and I wanted to again THANK EVERYONE who ordered a copy of THE KNIGHTMARES. You helped make this dream come true, and as I wait for the next 13 days to expire, I am feeling a mixture of elation and relief. Thank you, again!
Remember, if you order between now and the end of the campaign, you are eligible for the free swag I am giving away. Bookmarks, posters and t-shirts!

Please check out these other authors who are nearing the end of their campaign and need your help!!
Mothering: The Game - by Regina McMenomy Ph.D. - What happens when a long time gamer becomes a first time mom? Motherhood becomes the most engaging game she’s played. MOTHERING HAS JUST 12 DAYS LEFT!!
Sunshine is Forever - by Kyle T. Cowan - A fiction novel for anyone who’s ever been depressed, or knows someone who suffers from depression. Sunshine is Forever is full of life lessons, but it is ultimately a story about a teenager learning to take responsibility for his mistakes.
The Delicate Art of Soulripping - by Sara - When you die your soul doesn’t just leave your body. There’s a process: ripping, reaping, replacing.

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Hey! Long time no update. But there’s a couple of cool things I thought you might like to know about since the book was published. First up this nice interview that fellow author Michael Haase did with me for Renderosity Magazine, along with a review. The link is here, and here also is a link to Michael’s upcoming book that you should check out.
http://renderositymagazine.com/the-art-of-story-interview-with-author-jason-pomerance-cms-759
https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-madness-of-mr-butler
Meanwhile, over at Goodreads, something like 1400 people entered a Women Like Us giveaway. The three winners were selected and books have shipped. Two went to England so, like I’ve said, this book travels more than I do (it’s also been to Cabo, and now Scotland!)
Women Like Us is on the shelves at Vroman’s in Pasadena, Book Soup and Skylight here in LA -- so cool to see it on shelves. Even better would be if they sell out!!
Lastly, a request. As some of you know, Amazon reviews can be key to selling books, and reaching certain numbers of reviews only boosts the book’s profile. So 50 reviews is one great number and 100 even better. We’re currently at 24 on Amazon so if you have read the book and haven’t left a rating/review, please do!! Here’s the link to the page to make it easy.
Ok, I think that’s it for now. Thanks everybody for the support of the book. Keep spreading the word!!
JP