Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for The Sleeping Man

Good morning Dreamers,

Well, a dream of mine has come true, or at least is now guaranteed to come true. We’ve reached the pre-order goal and The Sleeping Man will be a real thing. I don’t have an update as to specifically when, but do know it’s happening and once I know, you’ll know. I have some work to do on the second draft, and then I’ll get some feedback. and then we’ll put this out!

As a reward to everyone, here’s some spoilers from the last chapter:

The Sleeping Man awoke from a dream, where he went on some epic journey to some Compendium or something. The lights that woke him came from outside, where he saw a spaceship land and off load a horde of pirate zombies and attractive teenage vampires. He had to do something, The Sleeping Man, or Dave (as it said on his birth certificate), ran to his closet and pulled out a modified machine gun which fired chainsaws. Noting it was surprisingly light, he selected flaming full auto mode and went outside to save the world. 

The hoard turned as one, except for a zombie in the middle who tripped and is completely unrelated to the story, and started towards Dave. Dave screamed at the approaching wall of death, "Get off my plane!" and pulled the trigger. 

Chainsaw after chainsaw chewed into the horde and right before he began to actually wonder how this gun was firing flaming chainsaws, the gun clicked on empty. This was it, with only half the horde taken care of, Dave was sure to die. A voice called from the sky, "It’s dangerous to go alone, take this."

Dave caught the handle of an unknown device and asked, "What is it?"

"It’s a photon cutlass."

"Like a lightsabe-"

"No, we don’t have the rights to that."

"Got it."

"Stop pointing it at your face."

"Who’s even talking right now?"

"I don’t know, the author stopped identifying the speaker."

"My name is Emma."

"Emma please stop, I’m typing everything I"m hearing right now."

"Daddy, can I have cheesecake for breakfast?"

"Yes."

"This is Dave, what the hell is going on?"

"Shut up, Dave. I could kill you with a thought."

"Sorry."

"Daddy? I ate all the cheesecake."

"Holy shit that was fast."

"This is Dave, isn’t there still a horde?"

"No, you killed them all when we were talking."

"Neat."

"Yup."

"So, is that the end?"

"Yes."

"Cool."

THE END

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    Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for Clash with the Immortals

    Hi everyone;

            I hope you are having a lovely weekend. I’m using my last two weekends here to drum up support for "Clash with the Immortals". Which wouldn’t had made it this far without the support of people like you. I’m writing to remind you there are only 15 days left to fund and is 232 copies short of our funding goals. If you haven’t already done so, please consider pre-ordering a copy of this novel to help push it over the finish line. Share this novel and project with your family and friends! The more people who are able to help, the sooner and faster "Clash with the Immortals" will be able to enter production and end up on your bookshelf! 

         You know, some books are just worth trying even if they aren’t your favorite genre. I am telling the truth; this series is gaining tremendous support on the outside. Just because the orders are few here do not write it off as never being successful. I don’t know where it will go but just a few days ago I was in New York City for the city wide book convention registration to be held in 2017 and tons of people visited my table asking about this book and others when I only displayed a printout of the book covers. I know there are millions of people in NYC but a lot of times popularity starts in the real world and move to the digital world. What I’m trying to do is invite each of you to take this exciting  journey with me.

    https://www.inkshares.com/books/clash-with-the-immortals Thanks and have a lovely day.

    Alma


    P.S. For those who like lighter, more whimsical type of Fantasy. "The Time before time" was written a year after "Clash with the Immortals." It’s about mythical worlds predating our own world. It’s about the worlds of the Immortals.

    https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-time-before-time--b1cf7d

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      Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for The Bones of the Past

      Hello everyone!

      I have some exciting news to share today – I just got some possible covers for The Bones of the Past.So I’m looking for some feedback on which cover(s) you like best, and input on what you would change if anything!

      Don’t be shy! Reply to this update, Email me at thebonesofthepast@gmail.com, Facebook me @Craig.Munro.Author, or  Tweet me @bonesofthepast !

      Thank you all yet again - it’s all coming together!

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        Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for Tantalus Depths

        A new countdown has begun....


        All things considered, I’m not really worried at all. This is about where we were at the 30-day mark before we lost the false pre-orders and got the extension, if I remember correctly. We’re more or less on schedule. That’s still a lot of orders to bring in, so definitely keep spreading the word!

        After quite a long hiatus, I’ve resumed the Friday vlogging process! this time I talk in a little more detail about the hardships and obstacles the campaign has faced, and how I’ve worked through them. Hopefully my experience can help some of you as you deal with your own unforeseen setbacks!

         

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          Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for ARCADIA

          Dear followers backer, friends.

          I see new faces following the book, Welcome to you guys :)

          Since September 1st you guys showed me some awesome support, we are standing at 75 pre orders. All I can say is thank you for the awesome support so far.

          Now it is time to announce the winner of the first 

          A God in the Shed signed copy.

          the winner is .......

          Tahani Nelson congrats !!!!

          I will email you as soon as your copy will be ready.

          Carolane has gone missing is the next raffle.( spirits order only )

          Who will have to choose Carolane’s fate.. will she live...will she die and if so HOW will SHE DIE...

          the winner is ...... Tal M Klein congrats I will email you the details shortly.

          I guess you all noticed the awesome doll picture for the book cover eh ?

          Well if you want a real size doll of Suelita the foul here is how you can win it .

          Starting today September 16th and ending on October 31st the person with the highest referral will automatically win Suelita the foul doll.

             

          Who doesn’t want to own a doll with an evil fairy spirit trapped in it ?

          Next week goal is set at :  100 pre orders.  we can do it !

          Stay tuned monday I will release the second short story.

          Thank you .

          André

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            Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for Man’s Damnation - Lore of the Aos Sí

            Greetings Bards!

            I have decided to run the artwork raffle through to the end of the campaign to maximize the draw for the book. I will be adding more and more pieces to the raffle as the weeks go by. 

            Just a refresher for those who have forgotten or who never saw anything about the raffle. There are two pieces of art up for grabs so far. Both 18" x 24" canvas prints of the Druidic Wheel and the Map of Tír na nÓg. There will be more art projects to come. I forsee Druid wands, amulets, and much more! All hand crafted by yours truly!

            1. You will receive one raffle ticket for pre-ordering the book.

            2. You will receive two raffle tickets for referring a friend who pre-orders the book. 

            Make sure to tell all of your friends and family about the book, beg, plead, harass, harang, threaten even...ok did I go too far? hmmm maybe lol

            Cheers!

            Have a great Friday!

            Christopher Lee

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              Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for The Slave Prince
              Condiment Each Other

              ’Condiment: salt and paper.’ - Me

              As you can see above, I’ve set up quite a pun-ny pickup line. 

              ’You know, we condiment each other like salt and pepper!’ Eh? Come on, it’s pretty good. 

              But pickup line aside, no, I didn’t make any errors in my definition. Yes, I spelt ’pepper’ as ’paper’... and you’ll see why shortly. But first, let me introduce you to someone. Her name is Seanna. 

              If Thom was salt, Seanna would be pepper. 

              Who is this Seanna person I’m talking about? I mentioned her just last week. And if you read that backer update, let me make it clear that I’m not hinting at a romance plot in The Slave Prince. Why would I do that? Seriously. I’m not. There isn’t even one. I’m not lying. Trust me.

              Condiment-ing one another doesn’t have to be romantic. Chemistry doesn’t only exist between lovers. Family and friends can compliment each other too! But to not spoil the book any further, I’ll just leave it as that. All you need to know is that Seanna is pepper, and Thom is salt. (I’m such a tease, I know.)

              Now on to why I intentionally misspelt ’pepper’.
               

              The Malaysian stationery brand, Salt x Paper has generously offered 5 cash vouchers, worth RM20 (*USD5) each, to 5 readers of The Slave Prince. Salt x Paper creates the most artistic, cute, and fun stationery I’ve ever seen. And with a cash voucher, you can grab more than one of their items for free! I recommend the notebooks.

              The owner, Chrystin, is someone I’ve known for many years. She started this creative business last December, and has already been raved about in Malaysia. As a fellow Malaysian, a fellow LUCT-ian, and a fellow ENCM-ian, (yes, we have a few ties), I’m proud to know someone so creative and to have her extended support too.

              So grab yourself a copy of The Slave Prince on your way out! It’s worth the giveaway, trust me :) What better place to write your own heroic and possibly romantic tale than in such beautiful notebooks. 

              Visit www.saltxpaper.com for all its cutesy-artsy stuff!
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                Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for Disintegration

                Here’s a little excerpt of what I’m editing, with its not to Arthur C. Clarke.

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                 Rene sat himself at another console and ran his hands blindly over the controls with accuracy borne of countless repetition.  “So, I hear you’re an engineer.”

                Daedalus shrugged.

                “We definitely need someone like you.”

                “It seems like you need a lot of things, here.”

                “Alors.” Rene screwed up his mouth. “I don’t even know what I’m looking for here. And I wouldn’t trust this shit to find it for me, anyway.”

                He punched up the surveillance from the corridor where Sargas escaped his cell.

                “Look at this,” he called to Daedalus, who brought his attention to the scene of Sargas stepping out of the cell only to be bombarded by weapons fire.

                “Wow,” Daedalus remarked as he watched the energy blasts fail to cause any damage. “What do you suppose that is?”

                “Looks like he’s got some kind of force field … some kind of disparate energy that negates our weapons. But he’s got no tech on him … I mean, he’s naked. Unless it’s up his ass or something.”

                Rene was not far off, although the technology wasn’t located in only one place within Sargas’ body. The Von Neumann nanomachines in his blood self-replicated and could be secreted through his pores, coating his skin, then activated via nervous response to act as fractal camouflage that effectively rendered him invisible.

                “Some kind of massive kinetic discharge is all I can guess,” Rene continued. “EM interference. I don’t know. That … or magic.”

                “Psh… Magic,” Daedalus scoffed.

                “What’s the difference, really?" asked Rene. "Like telepathy is easier to get your head around? It’s all magic; it’s all incomprehensible shit that defies explanation. The word is just the catch-all for ‘I don’t know how the fuck he did it—’ Holy shit! Look!” Rene pointed at the screen as Sargas metamorphosed into the fierce, naked alien creature.

                “How do you suppose he did that?” asked Daedalus.

                Rene shrugged. “Je ne sais pas. Maybe some kind of camouflage that let’s him project different appearances.” Again, his inference was correct; the nanomachines could also transmit a holographic image of whatever the host desired to project.

                “Do you know who that is?” Daedalus asked.

                “It’s the same guy as before, just … different.”

                “No. That ... whatever it is … looks just like Darek Marseh.”

                “The red Emperor …” Rene said, unconvinced. “You think he’s masquerading as a, uh, well-hung human male?”

                “All I know is that thing looks like every representation of Marseh I’ve ever seen or heard of. The drawings, the word-of-mouth accounts.”

                Rene sighed and got up from the console. “So, what now?” 

                Daedalus asked. “Let’s go find His Royal Highness.”
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                  Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for How to Get Run Over by a Truck
                  Happy Friday Sweethearts!

                  I hope that you all are doing well and that you are having a beautiful day so far! I wanted to send you a quick email to let you know some exciting news, and also to invite you to an event! 

                  I recently found out that a story that I wrote, "The Gift of Hope" that is a story based on "How to Get Run Over by a Truck, is going to be featured in Chicken Soup for the Soul: Angels and Miracles Edition! This book will be coming out in November, and I am honored and so incredibly excited!

                  Also, I would like to invite all of you who are in Long Island and NY area to come to a reading that I am going to be having at The Dolphin Bookstore on October 13th, in Port Washington, New York! 

                  Here are the details:
                  October 13th
                  7:00 pm 
                  Dolphin Bookstore 
                  299 Main St
                  Port Washington NY 11050


                  You can find more information here, and you can also RSVP! It would be so wonderful to see you in person, and to thank you for pre-ordering this book and making my dream into a reality! 

                  I hope that you all have lovely weekends! 

                  Heart,
                  Katie 
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                    Thomas J. Arnold liked an update for Black Cloud

                    Hello! You first 65 followers are the best. I really appreciate you all jumping in early and following the book. Honestly, I’ve had so much more positive feedback than I expected. It’s pretty awesome.

                    I shot a first attempt at a promo video for the book last night with the help of a paramedic buddy. I’m not sure how well it went but when I get it edited I’ll share it with all of you and see what you think. At this point I’m at the "gather followers" stage of the game. So if any of you feel inclined to spread the word, I would greatly appreciate it!

                    Here’s a little treat for following the book. Black Cloud is fiction but throughout the campaign I thought it would be fun to share little real world stuff from time to time. So here is today’s:

                    A couple weeks ago a patient had the following exchange with one of our local ER docs.

                    Doc: "So what brought you into the ER today?"

                    Patient: "I have kidney problems."

                    Doc: "Ok, what kind of kidney problems?"

                    Patient: "Well I had a dream that a falcon swooped down and ate my kidneys so I Googled it and it said that means I have kidney problems."

                    After the doctor had left the room I asked him what he was going to do. He smiled at me and said, "I guess I’ll check her kidneys."

                    As a writer it makes me jealous that you I can’t make up stuff as crazy as that. That’s it for now guys. Have a good one!

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