I put a subtitle here because people like subtitles. The book’s name is That One Time I Went on a Quest, in case the half a dozen of you out there are wondering what this stupid little story is called.

Kastor applied for a job he wasn’t qualified for. His employer? A woman known throughout the Realms as the greatest dragon slayer in the world.

Hero attempts to slay a dragon while trying to get herself killed.

Sam, apprentice necromancer, slowly loses her mind as she commits one genocide after another to get that next promotion.