Nov 2, 2015

The following is merely an observation that is based on fact:

The pre-order train has been derailed, not completely. The wheels are still on their metal tracks, but sales have ceased. There has not been one pre-order in the last four days. Observation terminated. 

You have come to know me pretty well from my posts, and once again, I have not given up hope. My test t-shirt design will be coming in this week, and I could not be more happy to wear my story proudly. 

I will only give out the shirt to a reader chosen at random when I hit 300 pre-orders and not one order before that. Before what? Well, before, when I said, just look back a couple sentences. 

I will say once again, and I can not say it any less. To every single person who has ordered a book or more, my warmest thank you. I am still delirious on how much love this story of mine has received.

It still needs more though. Please tell everyone you can about U-Turn At Next Synapse. You never know, maybe those first two people could care less, and that fourth person is too busy dealing with their obese cat (The third person ran by too fast for you to get to them)--that fifth person though, they listen. They themselves are a writer perhaps, and they look into Inkshares, pre-order my book, and start the process of pushing their own work they have been holding under their cowl for over a decade. We have to all get to that fifth person, because person four will be dealing with that feline for a while. My god, it looks like a small ottoman...with legs. Wait, ottomans have those.

Checkmate and Rummy Dear Gladiators.

And for all those who are reading this and have not taken the U-Turn yet, then it is time to