Sep 15, 2015

Hi everyone!
Sorry for intruding into your inbox again. I apologise if it's a weird to receive this email update, but I had wanted to craft this update for a while. I had just finished writing 3,000-ish words for my book that I haven't yet proofread. So I wanted to tell you guys that I'll be going overseas to china for a while. The rest about China and their censorship rules blocking Google Docs and my email is completely self-explanatory.
Which me saying a heads up that I won't be able to be active on the inter web for awhile. So don't expect me to blurt anything on the inter web during September and October.
But since I love my fans and I genuinely wanted to create content for you guys to enjoy, I won't blast link about other writers being really, really huggable people and promote my works whenever they get the chance(seriously, writers are awesome. I owe Rick a virtual taco for being awesome. I owe everyone else like J.F, Jamison, and John a cat video just for being THAT supportive ). So check my twitter, there's the links right there.
But what I really wanted to talk about is content. I know you guys wouldn't be satisfied with 2 chapters of my book and a cliched synopsis. So I had created 3d version of Albest(the narrator's friend. You would probably remember him) using hero forge. You should be able to see that. It's how he would've looked. While being short, he overcompensated in EVERY other aspect by being a bundle of energy and having a gun. Which is what he actually had in the book. I originally wanted to give him a baseball bat, but something tells me that would be a bit over the line.
So what do you think? I think it looks pretty frigging amazing. The handlebar moustache is something that disappeared halfway though the book, I would now leave the readers(You) in suspense over what happened to it and whether it became sentient and started a relationship with Donald Trump's toupee(we know it would've escaped from his head SOMEDAY). It's a matter of pitifully little importance, so therefore it's a subject of suspense.
Also, YouTube. I had realised how much people like my content. So I wanted give you a little more, so far I had been editing and recording(Yes, in that order) chapter one. I had originally wanted Paul Inman to do it(He wrote
this book). But I don't wanted to trouble him and instead wanted to do it myself. So an audio reading is in the works.
Due to unforeseen circumstances(i.e. I don't have a sexy voice that pronounces everything like Siri), I ended up with several different outtakes of my recordings where I messed up big time over everything. So I had decided to make a bloopers, and behind-the-scene stuff compiled video.
So yeah, that's all...for now. Hasta la vista, baby.