Doyazan Mohamed
Major Sins
In 2015 B.S (Before the split) the truth about this world started to unravel.
And since the truth can be negative or positive, it was the beginning of the end.. For it was as dark and as ugly as the concept of Hell.. All you had to do to reach enlightenment was to log on to the internet or to switch on your T.V.
The ignorance, and arrogance of The Royal Family of Saudi Arabia, who claimed to be the Servants of the Nobel Cube & Dome, reached apocalyptic proportions..
The so called Proud Samite’s dragged the Middle East and Africa into the brink of extinction..
The beacon of Art & Light in Europe was concealed by a thick, and poisonous green cloud of terror..
The United Nations (The presumed savior) shamelessly proved failure, but disappointingly continued to hold its position on the throne of pretentiousness, and double faced intentions..
All of these atrocities were committed with the help of one United States.. A state of pure greed – in which; a clown was running towards its presidency.
People all over the world were forced to live in an unbearable state of fear..
Many were pushed to leave..
And some were forced to protect themselves with a bubble of a false sense of security by accumulating more money, seeking more sex and gaining more power..
Of the many who were forced to leave; some chose to go left and some chose to go right, but as many as %3 transcended (Through the Roof)
And those who were forced to protect themselves survived for a while, but eventually; their means justified their end.. You couldn’t blame them, for they have efficiently succeeded to provide for themselves with money, satisfy their egos with sex, and secure themselves with power.
Anyone who was not considered ‘Normal’ (The minority) were viciously attacked, bullied and prosecuted, both by targeting their name and reputation..
Homosexuals and Bisexuals were condemned ‘Mentally sick’ and Lesbians were stoned for ‘Witchcraft’
“Of course they are all sinners!” an ignorant brother once preached to his younger brother “How else would women bare children without a man? Except by using witchcraft and seduction? And isn’t it crazy to think that a man could ever marry another man? unless you are delusional! Thinking you are a shape shifter?”
But mind reading existed.. and when the younger brother read the fictional truth on the face of his older brother, he realized he had the gift.. And he was transformed to become one of the first Male Witches.
Another example of the many self-realizations that followed, and continued to bombard that doomed world was a conversation between a young Female Witch and her mother and father:
“OH MY GOD!!!” The girl shouted with excitement while looking at her iPad
Her father smiled, but her mother looked at her with contempt!
“Sorry mother!” the girl said “I mean; OH MY GODDEESS!”
Her mother smiled, but her father snapped and said “What is it girl!”
“Sorry father!” the girl said “But according to this, and hundreds of thousands of years ago, we all used to have both sexes of reproductive organs in one body.. I guess I should have said ‘OH MY HERMAPHRODITE.. With complements to Wikipedia.. and no thanks to the devil - or you two!”
During the 2 years that followed their transcendence, the %3 of Natural Witches has succeeded to form a huge, strong, connecting web among themselves and all around the world.. And they started its transformation by provoking a giant volcanic eruption - within the frozen heart of the North Pole.
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Subject: (The After) Blood on My Name
Date: 12/30/2015 A.S (After the split)
Location: UN Grand University (UN Ring Station)
Since life is just a product created by the love of 2 through the act of sex.. Then; those who fear love and sex do not fear death.. But fear life itself.
From the thorough analysis performed on THE USB that contained The Dream Weaver, along with it; we discovered an impressive collection of Gay Porn..
The minority (A.S) remained skeptical and in doubt, but in order to move forward, we need to accept the fact that just like the majority (B.S) strongly believed that Jesus Christ was the son of god, but couldn’t prove it.. And that the Quran was dictated to Mohammed by god, but wouldn’t care to prove it.. We (The majority) strongly believe that Leonardo Do-Raidan was the first Natural Male Witch..
And now; we can prove it.
By closely examining the gay porn collection; we have discovered ‘The Witch Mark’ or ‘The Gay Gene’
It is a dark or light spot of skin, located in the upper part of the penis, and it was manifested on almost all of the males in the collection.
It comes in many shapes and sizes, and just like the mask of truth; in many; it covers the head, but in some; it covers the whole upper part of the penis.
The majority of doubters and non-believers who infested the world before the split remained in denial of the truth until the end..
Whish lead us to conclude;
The profound proof of our existence was fully erect..
And it was always staring at them - straight in the face..
But sometimes, it was pleasingly pulling up their rectums (Mind their nature)
And sometimes, it was painfully pushed in their mouths (Mind their teeth)
“Enough said!” Professor Silver confided “We wouldn’t want to provoke the resting souls of the Iranian Mulla’s.. They might threaten us with Halal slaughter and commit us to an ever after, in a fake British heaven, just like Salman Rushdi!
But here; I can imagine what the Persian/Titan of creative writing might say in these kind of Titanic/Satanic situations;
‘We were never threatened by them, yet; they were always threatened by us.. And; their greatest sin was never weakness, but fear always was.’
Class dismissed.