R. Daniel Lester
03:44:36
Actually, it was a huge surprise.
A f---ing massive one.
Even more than when I won Mr. Most Televised Minutes Spent Shirtless at the inaugural reality TV awards.
And certainly more than when my mother voluntarily checked into the “institution” after having a “nervous breakdown.”
Being voted “Most Likely To Forget Where He Came From” by my high school grad committee had nothing on it.
That surprise totally dwarfed falling for Nurse Lane on Floor 3.
In fact, it was probably the biggest surprise I’d ever experienced, you know, to put it into context.