Dear Dog, it’s okay to sleep in because —

Dear Human, I sincerely disagree.

Dear Dog, it is very rude to interrupt someone mid-sentence. 

Dear Human, I guess you should have paid for those obedience lessons.

Dear Dog, I don’t disagree.

Dear Human, it is never okay to sleep in because - 

Dear Dog, I know what you are going to say, "It is never okay to sleep in because..."

"...there are too many sunrises to watch together..."

"...there are too many baths to be taken..."

"...too many beaches on my bucket list..."

"...too many toys to be played with..."

"...too many birds to be chased..."

Dear Human, it is not polite to interrupt.

Dear Dog, I love you.

Dear Human, I love you too.