Spoon Rocket meets Sir Richard's

Need last-minute amorous supplies? Get lucky without planning ahead. Condom Rocket to the rescue!

Spoon Rocket = on-demand food delivery

Sir Richard's = high-end cheekily-branded condoms

Condom Rocket = … well, it’s kinda obvious by now, isn’t it? 

Make it humorous, have all the drivers wearing bow ties and white gloves, delivering the 'goods' on a silver platter with a lid. Upsell throw-ins like Champagne, etc. The branding would be the most important aspect. You need a lot of demand before paying for a fleet of over-priced condom deliverers circling SF after 10pm becomes cost effective.