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Beaufort Smedley

Warning! My children’s stories are known to cause readers to laugh so hard that they cry and make deep rumbly "Yoiks". Reading on a full belly is not advised. Supporting me will raise funds to protect the Giant Wurzelsnitch from extinction.
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When asked to make amends for spoiling Christmas, Slanticulis Kawz cannot resist indulging in more wickedly mischievous acts.
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English Major at Texas State University
Nineteen-year-old writer, journalism student and aspiring novelist.