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Beaufort Smedley

Warning! My children’s stories are known to cause readers to laugh so hard that they cry and make deep rumbly "Yoiks". Reading on a full belly is not advised. Supporting me will raise funds to protect the Giant Wurzelsnitch from extinction.
Beaufort is the author of
When asked to make amends for spoiling Christmas, Slanticulis Kawz cannot resist indulging in more wickedly mischievous acts.
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