What at first appears to be the ramblings of a madman with a stack of blank pages turns out to be the memoirs of a time traveler. Hold on... Am I talking about Adam, the unreliable narrator of "I Think You Dropped This", or  Brien Shores, the brilliant author himself? All I can say for sure is that when you read Shores' mind-bender of an opening chapter, you'll find that escaping from the surreal vortex becomes quite the impossibility. Best if you just hunker down on a rock and stay away from the tides... I think...?