Finally met up with an account manager from Patreon! I am so excited, this is really finally happening! Stay tuned for more announcements!

Hello, all, I have some great news!!!  I mean, any time I draw breath, it’s great news to me, but this might be great news to all of you, too!

I realized that I sent Direct Messages to each of my backers stating that I was going to be sharing a short story (for free!) each and every week, usually on Mondays, but that I didn’t share this information with everyone else!  I’m updating my "About the Book" section to reflect this reality.  These short stories are all technically kid-friendly, but some are a little darker in nature, so give ’em a pre-screen before printing a copy for your kiddies!!!

In addition to this, I’ve handed out 90 bright, high gloss bookmarks to local San Francisco Cafes and Bookstores.  I’ve got quite a few more places to hit in the city before I move on to Berkely and the surrounding Bay Area shops, but the walking and talking got me to thinking; I could mail these bookmarks to other authors doing the same, and I can put Inshares bookmarks up for other Authors!!!  Just shoot me a Direct Message and I’ll pass out my shipping information so we can all build each other up!

Now, I’ve a final big update; REWARDS!!!  Anyone, and I mean anyone, who attains Super Reader Status will receive a free goodie bag!  I’m going to do a little research and get on that tonight, but I can guarantee that you’ll get a laser etched wooden bookmark!  I’m hoping to have a mug and t-shirt, too, but I’ll have to find those somewhere before I make any pledges!!!

If you’ve read all the way to the end, then you’re phenomenal and I wish you an amazing day!!!  Thank you for being AWESOME!!!

Happy Belated Pubday to Monkey Business!

Monkey Business is done. Available for buying. Available for reading. Available for loving. 

I will do a much better update tomorrow but for now I just want to say thank you to everyone who has been kind enough to support this book. Thank you to Inkshares. Thank you to Girl Friday Productions. Thank you to everyone who is getting this update. You’re all the best.

I have signed all your preorder copies and they should be getting to you in about two weeks (maybe sooner!) I was unable to think of a unique quote to write in every single book but I was able to write something different in a lot of them. As a consequence some of you are going to get some pretty weird shit in your books. I hope it makes it a little more special. Here’s one of my favorites:

One of you (and I have no way of knowing who it will be) is getting an actual 4-leaf clover in your book. Because I found one that day and thought it would be a nice gesture. So whoever you are, enjoy that. I hope it brings you luck.

I’ll write again this week with a proper update. Thank you. Hugs and Kisses from me and all those hairy little foul-mouthed monkeys you’ve helped support.

- Landon

I know everyone hates all these updates--I probably get fifty a day--but I hope you all take the time to check this one out. For the sake of sanity and brevity I will make this in bullet points and only give you the most important bits.