Dave Barrett liked an update for Ageless

Hello there faithful companions! 

I come bearing gifts! 

 (These are not my hands, in case there was any confusion)

In this modern age, it can be hard to find time to crack open your freshly downloaded ebook version of Ageless. But do not fear, because I have come to your aid and brought with me the opening three chapters in the form of an audio sample read and recorded by yours truly. Now, listen while you drive, run, walk, sit, cook, eat, cut your grass, tie your shoes, roll your eyes at the annoying neighbors, scale a mountain, scale a fish, scale a dragon ...you get the point. 

OVER AN HOUR OF THE BOOK READ TO YOU! (just enough to really hoooooook you in! And, according to the ebook and ABSOLUTELY no studies, that hook point is about 13% of the total book)

Just CLICK THIS LINK and download your audio excerpt of Ageless by Paul Inman (that’s me)

****Takes a break from the Ageless promoting****

Ok. Here’s the deal...

There’s a project that’s nearing its funding goal that I’d like to bring your attention to. It still needs a little over 180 pre-orders to get full funding on Inkshares. I think it’s worth your attention and I hope you’ll agree. Check it out:

 

 

A God in the Shed by J-F Dubeau is a Fantasy/Horror story set in the forgettably small village of St-Ferdinand, in the Eastern Townships of Quebec. The villagers have been hiding terrible secret for generations, but when their mysterious captive escapes but gets inadvertently trapped in the McKenzy’s backyard shed, it’s up to the Venus and her friends to figure out how to dispose of this terrible and malevolent burden; an Old God of hate and death.

 

You can find out more about this dark and beautiful, read sample chapters, reviews and pre-order you copy of A God in the Shed by visiting: www.inkshares.com/books/a-god-in-the-shed

 

You can listen to the prologue as read by Ageless author Paul Inman (yes the same Paul Inman, me) here: youtu.be/XJw5oZhqtXo

 

Need more incentive?

•Each pre-order enters you into the ‘I want to kill a reader’ raffle. The winner will have his name and likeness used in the book as a minor character that gets killed off. The author will work with the winner to find the appropriate means of demise to satisfy both the winner and the story.

•Each physical copy of A God in the Shed will be signed and numbered as an exclusive first edition item.

•Free, exclusive A God in the Shed bookmarks will be included with the physical copies and mailed to eBook supporters.

•Orders of three or more copies guarantees your name to appear in the Patrons list printed at the end of the book.

•You get to enjoy the satisfaction and pride at having supported both art and literature.

 

A God in the Shed is the first part of a trilogy that pushes the line between beauty and horror by telling a story that changes how we look at magic and the world around us. You have a chance of being part of making this book a reality and supporting a new author on his journey.

 

However, time is running out! The campaign ends April 22nd. Don’t miss out and order today!

 

www.inkshares.com/books/a-god-in-the-shed

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    Dave Barrett liked an update for Monkey Business

    Here’s the thing Ladies and Gents, 

    JF Dubeau and Paul Inman do a podcast called WriteBrain. In one of the recent episodes they interviewed Mr. G Derek Adams, author of Asteroid made of Dragons. Derek said something that struck home with me which was basically, the best way to promote your stuff is to make more stuff. I like that. I’m not great at writing these updates. Or blogging. Or social networking in a constructive way. I just like writing stuff that makes me laugh. In that spirit, I’m just going to share some stuff and I hope you like it. If you like it I hope you’ll check out my book and perhaps share my book. Either way I hope it gives you a laugh.

    AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.


    Dear Gillette Company,

    As a loyal customer of yours for many years, I am writing now with a few questions. I hope you will be able to satisfy my curiosity and maybe give me some helpful hints that will lead to a more enjoyable shaving experience.

    1. Why do your razors cost so much? I spend more on your razors than I spend on gasoline. Granted that is because I ride a bicycle and only use gas for huffing purposes. But I think you take my meaning. Did you know that in China, I can buy an iPhone for $17 American dollars through a vending machine? But still your razors cost me $19.95 for a pack of 10?

    Not to knock your fine product, but an iPhone is a GPS enabled computer that can fit in my pocket, while all your product has to do is be sharp. Being sharp is a technological advancement we mastered roughly 4,000 years ago.

    What’s the deal man? If I have to give up either shaving or huffing gas, I think you know which one it will be, but I’m going to get a lot of gas in my beard.

    2: Is it possible for you to coat your Men’s razors with some kind of anti-lady chemical? When my wife uses my razor on her legs it gets very dull and it hurts my face. Could it perhaps shock her if she tries to shave her armpits with it?

    3: Why so many blades? I’ll give you three blades. Fine, I get it, you like a ménage à trois of cutting action. Who doesn’t? But four blades? Five blades? This is getting ridiculous. I don’t need a blade orgy on my face. How am I supposed to control that many blades? Have the blades become self-aware? That many blades makes it seem like they’re plotting something and I don’t like it.

    4. Why did you have to take the printer ink industry under your wing? Why did you school them in the ways of market manipulation? Your whole “give away the product but the refills are marked up 600%” philosophy? Thanks to you people I often find ink-jet printers in my breakfast cereal, but have to take out a second mortgage if I want to buy enough ink to print my "Why Razor Blades Are So Expensive" pie charts in color.

    Not cool Gillette. Not cool.

    5. Is there an official Gillette advice guide on how a man can shave his "private areas?" I don’t mind telling you that I’m having some trouble. There have been some minor accidents and in case you are unaware, that entire area is pretty venous. Prone to bleeding is what I’m getting at. If you can help me out at all, I would really appreciate it. I’m going through a lot of underwear.

    6. May I have some free Gillette MACH3 Turbo razors? There’s no compelling reason for you to give me free razors. But there’s no really compelling reason for you to NOT give me free razors.

    You’re going to give some jerk free razors this week, it might as well be me.

    In closing, thank you for your fine, sharp, razors which have been scraping hair from my body for decades. I wish you well, please stop adding blades, please give me free razors and you had better hope nobody invents an iPhone app that can remove hair from my body.

    Oh and while we’re at it, please order a copy of my novel, Monkey Business and share it with all the fine people who use your razors. They’re clearly got money to burn.

    Sincerely,
    Landon Crutcher
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      31 Orders, Space Crew. 

      That’s all that’s separating us from publication. Every single order counts. 

      I need your help to keep our momentum going. Because I don’t want to stop at 250. I want to go all the way to fully funded, and for that we’re running out of time.

      If you’re following this project but haven’t yet grabbed a copy of your own, now is the time. 

      If you ordered the e-book and are now considering a physical (signed) copy, that gets us closer too. 

      If you haven’t yet recommended the book to your friends, you can use the Inkshares recommendation links and earn credit at the same time. 

      All of these activities also mean prizes! (info here)

       

      So please, keep that support coming. I’ve already started on the theme song. 



      Your Sophisticated and Sensational Space Captain,
      -AC

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        Hey Abomination fans! Just a reminder that I now have a book club kinda thing set up at Inkshares wherein I recommend one new book every month. For a meager monthly subscription you get a copy of every book I pick! Here’s the link to the club:

        https://www.inkshares.com/syndicates/nomad

        And here’s this month’s selection! Fun!

        https://www.inkshares.com/books/champions-of-the-third-planet
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          So I just got an email from Inkshares, letting me know Deus Hex Machina was selected as this month’s CEO Syndicate pick!  Alluva sudden we’ve blown past 200 orders, and are almost to 220!  It’s amazing!

          Thank you to everyone who believes in this book.  It means so much that you are falling in love with Isidore, Dax, and the crew as much as I am. 

          In other less gushy news, I finished chapter 4 today, so I am fixing to send that out to those who have preordered. If you want to make sure you get yours, please add yourself to my email list and I’ll mark you as a preorder VIP.  

          This chapter features the end of the Archive hexing sequence, as well as the results of what Isidore learns from her efforts there. It’s quite a fun ride. I had a blast sending her back into the Grid, and I can’t wait to hear what you readers think after reading it.

          Alright, I need to get back to planning Chapter 5’s big set piece. Joseph Asphahani would be proud.

          Love,
          Amanda

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            Dave Barrett liked an update for Ageless

            Well, here we go!

            THE EBOOK IS LIVE AND READY FOR YOUR DOWNLOAD! Just login to Inkshares, click your profile pic in the right corner, go to your bookshelf and DOWNLOAD!

            Also, the physical copies of the book are at the warehouse and begin shipping ASAP! By the end of the week (roughly) you should have your copy of AGELESS in your hand, just like the one below!


            When you get it, TAG IT and yourself on ALL social media with the hashtags #AgelessByPaulInman, #scifibooks, and tag me @paulinmansc on Twitter and Instagram!

            REVIEWS ARE THE LIFE BLOOD OF BOOKS - read the story then keep Ageless alive (heh, puns) by posting a short written review on the following platforms:

            GOODREADS PAGE - NOW OPEN and we are 4.75 out 5 stars!

            AMAZON PAGE - Not open yet, but it will open SOON (around Pub date, May 3rd). Just copy your Goodreads review to the Amazon page when it’s live.

            I’m shooting for at least 60 positive reviews on these platforms, which is VERY doable! Just talk about why you liked it...or I’ll make it easy for you - just copy and paste -

            I loved the book! Pick up a copy!

            (IF you feel like the story wasn’t up to your standards please contact me HERE in lieu of a poor review, and tell me how I can grow as a writer for my next project. It would benefit me more to have an open conversation with you than a poor review)

            Don’t forget, WE HAVE A VENUE FOR THE LAUNCH PARTY! I’ve partnered up with a local comic book shop called Coastal Comics! Saturday, MAY 7, 12-2pm. Come and hang out with me! Get your copy of Ageless signed and maybe hear a reading and MAYBE get some free swag...(again, who is paying for that?) Also, pick up a free comic book while you’re there for Free Comic Book Day!

            Last, but certainly not least, this entire experience is possible because of YOU. I couldn’t have made it this far without your support. Thank you will never be enough.


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              Hello Champions!

              Extremely happy to report that Champions of the Third Planet is being supported by the Nomad Syndicate from Gary Witta! Thanks so much for the support!

              I’m writing like crazy right now -- I will have some updates soon! 

              --Chris


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                Happy April! I’m back in Oakland after a week on the East Coast and have a few updates to share with you:

                1) I read two excerpts from UMDC at the Boston Public Library on April 7th. Thank you to everyone who came out (despite the rain) to support me! If you weren’t able to make it, here is a short recap from the library’s website:

                http://www.bpl.org/press/2016/04/08/quincy-carroll-author-of-up-to-the-mountains-and-down-to-the-countryside-brings-a-captive-audience-to-rural-china/

                2) UMDC recently won the Silver Medal for Contemporary Fiction in the IPPY Book Award Competition! First established in 1996, the IPPYs are considered one of the highest honors for books published by independent authors:

                http://www.independentpublisher.com/article.php?page=2045&urltitle=2016%20Independent%20Publisher%20Book%20Awards%20Results

                3) WorldTeach, the program through which I volunteered in China, has agreed to purchase a copy of UMDC for each of their teachers in 2016! Applications are still open, so if you are interested in living/working abroad, check out their website:

                http://www.worldteach.org/programs/china/

                That’s all for now! If you could mention the book to 1 person this week, I’d really appreciate it. Also, here are the Amazon and Goodreads pages for the book, if you have time to leave a review. Thanks for your continued support!

                Quincy

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                  ONE GOAL DOWN!!  THANK YOU

                  So we JUST hit the quill goal which means the book will be published it will get an ISBN and it will be real honest book!

                  You all are the best. I’m so excited to get this story into people’s hands and I can’t thank you enough.

                  ONWARD to the full goal!

                  So we’re a third of the way to the full publishing goal. If we get 750 pre-orders we not only get published but get a full edit and polish, professional type people sweating over the cover art and armies of marketing people planning spectacular things including author events, bookstore placement and more!

                  So if you can, please spread the word. In fact, mathematically speaking, if each of you convince two other people to preorder, we would be guaranteed to get the full publishing goal. It’s science!

                  In celebration of hitting this first goal I’m adding a new sample chapter for you to take a look at. I hope you enjoy!

                  Tom

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