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Lets get right to it! Several things to share so I’m gonna go with bullet points!

• I’m giving away some signed copies of Monkey Business on Goodreads. Giveaway ends July 18 so click here to sign up for that. Cause free stuff is the best stuff.

• Huge thanks and shoutouts to Elan Samuel at the Warbler who posted a review of Monkey Business and he did not totally hate it! Thanks Elan!

• We are officially dropping the ebook price to $0.99. That’s 99 CENTS! That’s literally one penny per laugh in this book. I really wanted to get 100 laughs in there but I just couldn’t do it. 99 is enough. Don’t be greedy.

Note: It hasn’t updated on Inkshares yet but everywhere else, it’s already $0.99. You have no excuse not to force your people to buy this book now. So cheap!

• And last but not least, pretty please with freaking cherries on top go over to Amazon and leave a review of Monkey Business. I will love you.

 

That’s it for now. Thank you guys so much have a great day!

- Landon

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    M. Robert Randolph liked an update for I Am Waltz

    ONLY 97 MORE ORDERS UNTIL 250! AT 250 ORDERS WE WILL REACH THE QUILL GOAL AND GUARANTEE PUBLICATION ONLINE IN BOTH PAPERBACK & EBOOK. ORDER NOW. CLICK ANY LINK!

    -MATTHEW DHO

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      M. Robert Randolph liked an update for Borehole Bazaar: A Vow Unbroken

      Good Monday everyone!  I’ve had a ROCKING GOOD WEEKEND!!!  Lots of stuff happened.  The Borehole Bazaar stuff is that I sold 36 COPIES!!!!   This is HUGE news!  I’m well on my way to making Quill, but I still need a little bit more help to get the last bit of the way!

      For those of y’all who have picked up 2 or more copies this last week, I’m busily making the spiral bound collection of the short stories for folks.  Most of the stories are hand illustrated, with a bonus secret story that is not.  As always, pre-read anything before having kids read the stories, although they should be pretty good for most ages.  The indented story is this week’s tale, though the rest are present in case you’ve missed anything!

      Kiki and the Cantaloupe
      Kiki Angers Ambition
      Kiki Meets Tranquility
      Pretty Girl and Luchadore
      Bosco Follows his Nose
      Forgiveness in a Latte
      A Simple Game
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      And, of course, please check out the changes to Borehole Bazaar’s Landing Page!

      Now, for the big announcement, and pass it on if you see these folks online or such;

      THIS WEEK, WE HIT TWO 25 pre-order benchmarks!!!

      the winners are 

      Dun Dun Dun!!!

      Patricia Brunns (150 benchmark) and Ferd Crotte(175 benchmark)!!!!  Congratulations to both of you!  Only 24 more Pre-Orders to the next winner and one entry per pre-order makes for lots of extra chances!!!  
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        M. Robert Randolph liked an update for Mission 51

        I’m still on a bit of a high after Mission 51 was honored with the July selection of the GREAT SCIFI for the 21st CENTURY and BEYOND SYNDICATE! Now there is an extra badge on my project page, to go along with the Inkshares "Staff Pick" badge. Wow!

        But really, this is not the time for celebration. There are only 27 days left for Mission 51 to get to 250 pre-orders before it can be published. Time is running short!

        Mission 51 has 167 awesome followers. Of those, 109 have pre-ordered their copy of the book, some ordering multiple copies. Thank you very much!

        This update is actually a request to the 58 others who have yet to place their pre-order. If you have been waiting for some reason, the time to act is now! Please, take a moment and click the green button below to place your pre-order. And remember, I will match it dollar for dollar with a donation to the Ronald McDonald House Charities, who do an absolutely awesome job helping families with sick kids.

        Thank you in advance for your kind support! And thank you for liking and sharing my endless posts, and for promoting to your friends. The Mission 51 family has grown because of you! Thank you! :-)

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