You think being a vampire is easy, but Bob is here to set you straight. He’s been shot, stabbed, survived bad coffee and endured crippling boredom - all in the name of answering the eternal question of what it means to be a vampire.
A foul-mouthed, down-on-his-luck stand-up comedian fakes cancer in order to move back in with his estranged mother—who’s then diagnosed with the actual disease.
When a troubled tween casts a curse he can’t handle, he is tasked to travel to the Kingdom of Dreams on a quest to fix the damage he’s caused, or else.