Foreword:
Health class was right – abstinence is the way to go. Trust me boys and girls, you may think sex sounds awesome and romantic, but there are even worse things you can catch than crabs…try vampirism. Yep, I finally gave up my v-card at 18 years old (much longer than most people I know) and I became a freaking vampire. Confused about how sex can cause vampirism? I’ll start at the beginning…
Chapter 1:
College in the big city. After countless hours studying, volunte. . .
Foreword:
Health class was right – abstinence is the way to go. Trust me boys and girls, you may think sex sounds awesome and romantic, but there are even worse things you can catch than crabs…try vampirism. Yep, I finally gave up my v-card at 18 years old (much longer than most people I know) and I became a freaking vampire. Confused about how sex can cause vampirism? I’ll start at the beginning…
Chapter 1:
College in the big city. After countless hours studying, volunte. . .