Please check out my new snippet, ’Mr Rodgers.’ I promise, absolutely and utterly guarantee, that you will love it. It’s bloody brilliant. And once you’ve finished, please share it with as many other people as you can.

Sorry for sounding so obnoxious, but I don’t mean to be. I’ve come to understand one of my weaknesses, which is sometimes a strength, and that is that I’m often ruled by my emotions, and when I’m feeling good, I have to let everyone know.

I happened to be reading through my book, and fell in love with it again - which is a good thing as I’d almost given up on it and began to think it a steaming pile of manure - and on the spur of the moment, felt I had to share this particular sample.

Happy Friday, Animals.

Are you in between reading stuff? I refer, of course, to that sliver of space-time in which you’ve just finished one book and are considering checking out a new one. If you’d like something to fill that void this weekend, having perhaps two hours to spare… Well, I wrote a screenplay a while back.

Hotline Miami was released in 2012. Made by two very talented indie game developers, it came close to stealing Game of the Year accolades from the likes of triple-A contenders like Halo 5, Xcom, and more. Yet a simple-minded gamer named gamer named Joe Asphahani never paid it much mind until mid-2015. Once he did, however, it blew his godamn mind, fueled his creativity, and inspired him to write a feature-length screenplay as a form of fan service. (There are more details on my portfolio page if you’re into that kind of thing.)

I started writing this screenplay in May, 2015. After several manic bursts of writing, punctuated by some debilitating stretches of writer’s block, I finally finished it in mid-November the day before I got on a plane to Japan for a family trip. ...and as soon as I landed back home in early December, my friend was like, “Hey! Enter your Animal in Man thingie in this Inkshares Sword and Laser thingie!” Now that the contest is all over and I’m dedicating literally every free moment to writing The Animal in Man, I decided to post my Hotline Miami script-homage up on the internet because… why not. What else am I going to do with it? Let the people enjoy!

So, like I said, give it a read if you have time. Please keep in mind I never got the chance to go back and revise it like I’d intended. (It’s what they call in the professional writing industry a “sh***y first draft.”)

Also, it’s ultra violent. Like the video game from which it derives its title, to which it pays mad respect. If you’re not into human shields, neon and hot pink, bullets, Russian mobsters, drills, the 80s, being set on fire, animal masks [yes, maybe I write about what frightens me], katanas, having your testic….. well, you get the picture, maybe. It’s all in there. If you’re not into that, this might not be for you.

Enjoy! Click HERE to read the script.

And by all means, try the game HERE.

I’m back to work on The Animal in Man now.

Dear Readers,

We are still doing well. Pre-orders continue to arrive steadily but I am counting on each of you to help getting the word out. If you’ve got a friend, cousin, brother, roommate, hamster (okay, maybe not hamster) that you think might enjoy a new space opera novel, please point them to this page. Since I’m a part of the Nerdist Space Opera contest, my timeline is a bit tighter than most campaigns. I would love to see 250+ pre-orders by March 14. My dear readers and followers, you are the force that can make this happen.

In the news, I have created a new "official" author Facebook page that I’ll also be using to update anyone following this novel as well as future novels. That’s right, folks, I have two more drafts waiting in the wings and a whole army of Plot Bunnies ready to be released upon the world. You can find that page here: www.facebook.com/RHWebster.ScienceFiction. Feel free to share it around and leave comments and questions there as well.

Also, I have been featured on The Warbler as well as a part of the Nerdist Space Opera contest. You can see the write-up there: http://www.thewarblerbooks.com/featured-author-rh-webster/

As always my readers and followers, thank you for your support and thank you for believing in both myself and Lucky. Together, we’ll make this happen!

- Webster

In my excitement of the previous message I set the date for February 3rd.

The actual date is March 3rd, 19h00. At Argo Bookshop.

1915 Saint Catherine street West, Montreal, QC H3H 1M3

I apologize for the confusion.

JF

Yes!

Dear sentients, the time has come. The venue is secured, the day is chosen. If you live in or around Montreal and are so inclined, I would like to invite you to join me in launching The Life Engineered officially this coming February 3rd at 19h00 at Argo Bookshop in downtown Montreal.

Located near Guy-Concordia Metro, Argo is an adorable little hole in the wall and independent book store that goes hand-in-hand with the Inkshares spirit of finding and promoting indie authors.

Come say hello and meet the other wonderful people who helped make this book a reality. I’ll do a Q&A, maybe read from the book if you guys are into that. There will be refreshment (early organization talk that means ’some food and some drink but I don’t know what yet’).

This night is going to be about YOU guys, because this might be my book, but it’s as much your accomplishment as it is mine. I’m only sorry I can’t have every single backer and supporter there.

No ’need’ to RSVP, but if you’re planning to come and want to let me know, I’d appreciate it.

I hope to see you guys there.

JF

Argo Bookshop: 1915 Saint Catherine street West, Montreal, QC H3H 1M3

Greetings! 

This marks the one week point of having Fortunes of the Space Sloth on Inkshares. It’s been very exciting so far and it’s great to see new people following the story’s progress. There are many great books being pitched on the site and I appreciate you taking a moment to look at mine. Now, on to the not so serious… 

Our production team is working diligently on a new release of the “Wormholes and Jump Point Physics” episode from the Wiki-Teacher series. Originally produced by the Taoist University of Luna with commentator Professor Martin Hornblower, the episode has been expanded with close captioned comments provided by Sebastian Rogers, Captain of the Space Sloth. Expect to see this released soon. 

We will also be providing for your use the TSA (that’s Terran Space Authority) guide to “Recognizing and Treating Space Madness”. You’ll definitely want to have this handy if you are planning a long space voyage in the future (or any long road trip with small children and pets). 

Today is the first day of my fourth decade on the planet Earth and I thought it only fair to honor the person who made me possible...my mom!

She is also who I am dedicating my book to as she’s the first and greatest female superhero I ever knew.

I’ve also added character synopses to the project page, because I hear those are more effective than a story synopsis. I want everyone to get excited about these characters and the story they are going to tell, because really they are the ones driving the story. I’m just the guy getting it all down as it happens. 

Also! I will have some nifty business cards and postcards made that I’ll be posting all over the place and a cool little giveaway for everyone that pre-orders my book during the funding period. So, please stay tuned for that! Here’s a preview of the back of the business cards (the front will have the awesome cover art designed by my good close friend Coral Cashes):

PLEASE help this first time author get his first book published, spread the word and also support the other amazing authors on Inkshares! Let’s make some dreams come true!

-Jason

Guardians, initiates, readers, followers, buyers, friends, and all inbetween - Phajil zek! (You’ll learn more about that in later chapters, whether published, or coerced into releasing some more goodies) The contest is going wonderfully and we are having a blast! 

But we want to take a second and thank some people who have been incredible, brilliant, absolute SAINTS who have been supportive and kind and will probably end up deserving some characters named after them or something. We had zero idea we would be making so many awesome new friends on this journey.

One of those people is Alexander Barnes, the co-writer of The Amaranth Chronicles, and not only has he lavished praise and kind words on our project, but he’s supported us as a Super Reader (or Guardian, as we’d like to call him) and we’d like to return the favor - please, if you have supported us, consider supporting his series as well. https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-amaranth-chronicles

Another is Byron Gillan, writer of The Children of the Forest, and he’s been kind enough to give us some help and tell his readers about us, and our hope to win the Space Opera contest. His book is SO close to publishing and we (especially Autumn who is a fantasy nerd) really, really, need to hold this book in our hands one day. So go check him out. https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-children-of-the-forest

Give these friends of ours some love, and do remember that if you want to read the entirety of this book, we still need you to help us get the word out. Help us achieve our dreams! Go annoy your friends, turn into the rabid squirrels we know you all to be, and do not rest until The Veiled Hope is in your hands!

~Abby and Autumn

Hey everyone!

So firstly, I was ecstatic to see that we managed to sell 18 copies of the book yesterday! That’s pretty crazy, given how dormant the page has been for the better part of a month. Looking forward, there are still 10 days left for the book’s current funding period. If we can keep sales clipping along at the current pace we’re guaranteed to hit the goal for Quill.

I need everyone who has followed along with the novel to market the book to their friends, family, and anyone else who loves fantasy or just good books in general. Word of mouth is instrumental in successfully hitting each new milestone, and I can only do that with your help!

There are a ton of great rewards currently available for anyone who pre-orders a copy of the book, so now is the time. If you’ve been on the fence, I implore you to check out the new page and the updates samples and then jump!

Finally, I’d like to take the time to recommend a few authors who’ve reached out to me to help with my own campaign, or whose work I’ve followed for some time without comment. 

Abigail Burton and Autumn Gass are the authors of "The Guardians," which is currently seeking to win the Space Opera Contest through 

Inkshares. https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-guardian-the-veiled-hope?recommended=true

Billy O’Keefe is the author of "These are my Friends on Politics," and while he’s already reached his funding goal, I’d still suggest grabbing an early copy if you’ve yet to!

https://www.inkshares.com/books/these-are-my-friends-on-politics-0985?recommended=true

Matthew Isaac Sobin is one of the winners of the Sword & Laser contest, and a great guy who reached out to me multiple times over the course of the campaign with kind words and more. He’s got a great project (it won for a reason) and I’d really suggest checking it out if you’ve somehow missed it. 

https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-last-machine-in-the-solar-system?recommended=true

Joseph Asphahani is another winner (the overall winner, I believe)of the Sword & Laser contest. His book "The Animal in Man" is reminiscent of the beloved "Redwall" series.

https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-animal-in-man-7699

So that it’s for now. Remember thought that while things are looking up for "The Children of the Forest," there’s no guarantee without your support that the book will hit its goal. In fact it’s almost certain it wont.  So go pre-order a copy today and help ensure that the adventures of Fionna and Rew become a reality!

Happy Friday! Just wanted to start off by thanking, Andrew Baird, RH Webster, Christopher Leone, Billy O’keefe, Abigail Burton and Autumn Gass
 for their purchases in the last couple of days. You guys are Amazing!

As usual we’ve released another two chapters this morning. "Chapter 23: If Everyone Knew They Could Change The World." is a personal favorite chapter of mine and one that we get comments about a lot. We find Cade and Tarja meeting and the scene hints at a long standing relationship between the two. This chapter is also very special as it marks the end of the build up of our story. I don’t want to spoil anything but from here on out we cash in on the character’s we’ve established and the story becomes a real roller-coaster. Check it out and let us know what you think!!!