Hi there Slicers.

Slice: A Story of Awfulness and Depravity, reached 42 followers on the 25th of May. This is a special sign of some sort, so I thought I’d not only add the first half of chapter three, but also update chapters one and two as there have been some small but significant edits. Two and a half chapters may not sound like much but it’s actually about 20,000 words. In normal chapters that’s about... I dunno, eleven? 

Anyway - Happy Towel Day :) Have some obscene literature to celebrate!