Hello, lovely readers!
We’ve almost reached the end! The Geek and Sundry contest ends on October 31st, which is just a few days away! We’re holding 4th place, but 5th place is making a determined run. I would LOVE to achieve that 4th place finish, so tell your friends to order! And if you haven’t ordered yet, time is running out, and I’d greatly appreciate your support.
At this point in the contest, many authors are offering incentives. The first place authors are even offering to critique your writing! How cool is that? Unfortunately, I can’t quite do that. So for what it’s worth, here’s my offer:
If you or someone you refer pre-orders my book before the contest ends, I will--wait for it--solve a math problem for you. That’s right! Send me a problem of any level through calculus, and I will explain how to solve it for you!
Hey, I’m a math tutor. I’m working with what I’ve got.
Now that I know people will be lining up in droves, I’d like to seriously say, thank you so much for your support. Honestly, with over 200 books in this contest, I did not expect to do this well. So thank you, and if you’ve got anyone else you can recommend The Fairy Stepmother, Inc. to, I’d be appreciative to the infinitieth power.
Best,
Maggie
Friends, Readers, and Sorcerers All,
ONLY FOUR DAYS LEFT! Thanks to your amazing support, we’re currently at 196 orders. To make the top three, we need to sell at least 100 more copies. I’m not gonna lie, it’s a pretty tough hill to climb. Twenty-five copies a day. We’ve done that before, but in these last days I need to sweeten the pot a little.
So, from now until Nov 1, I will match every copy sold with a $10 donation to a Breast Cancer Prevention fund. A friend of mine from high school was just diagnosed with Stage 1 breast cancer, so this is a particularly important issue for me. She’s having surgery next week, so good vibes for #teamJ9 are appreciated. October is also Breast Cancer Awareness month, so your pre-orders will not only get you a fun novel about sorcery, but also put some cash toward a worthy cause.
Thank you all for sharing, tweeting, and especially placing those pre-orders. Only four more days, then I promise to get out of your hair for awhile. WE CAN DO THIS!
mh
Well today’s errand got a tad bit busier(and more expensive) than I’d expected, so this update is now about 3 hours behind schedule. Hopefully you won’t mind the delay too much. We now have just barely over a week left in the campaign now, and we’re still very far from making even the Quill goal, so if you want to see Exile, Magus published via Inkshares definitely continuing recommending it to others and trying to get the word out alongside me, and if you haven’t already ordered then do so. Thanks to everyone for the support you’ve shown these past months, and hopefully will continue to show going forward. Now, on to dragons.
As mentioned with last Friday’s update, the nature of each dragon is largely taken from their Progenitor with the differences between species typically being due to their other ancestor, whether father or mother. Last time I covered jungle dragons which resulted from a mating with a (mostly) corporeal entity. This time I’m going to touch on a draconic species which originated from a mating between their Progenitor and an elemental queen, presumably one of air or water with some theorize that the elemental was actually a crossbreed of air and water itself. The species in question are the ice dragons. I’ll paste a description of one that appears in Chapters 12 (Reunion) & 13 (Ascencion) of Exile, Magus.
It is a massive beast, being at least twenty feet tall at the shoulders with its long neck bringing the top of its head to nearly twice this height. Its body is sleek and powerful, the might of its muscles apparent even under its thick scales. These scales are an icy blue at their base blending to a snow white at their rims. As they progress up its neck the scales shrink from the large, shield sized scales of its body to the nearly pebble sized scales of its face. The light piercing the snowstorm glints off of the scales in a manner which only serves to highlight their icy appearance. The beast’s head is smooth and serpentine along the top with large forward facing milky white eyes. The motion of these pupiless eyes is noticeable only by a slight change in the subtle patterns on their surface. Its teeth are short for its size with razor sharp backward curving fronts and inward curving, almost invisibly serrated backs. It slides its short, pointed tongue along the inside bases of these fangs while anticipating the meal it will soon indulge in. Small horns with only a very slight rear curvature protrude from the bottom of its jawbone, and these are covered by multiple thin layers of ice which only adds to the illusion that icicles hang from the beast’s jowls.
The one described above has reached adulthood, although not so advanced in years to have reached its full growth (as such, for my D&D players/DMs the stat block I intended to be posting up at the bottom of this update was for an adult ice dragon, as opposed to the young jungle dragon from last time, but I forgot that I had only stat’ed up an ancient, so you’re getting the biggest). The elemental nature they inherited from their mothers ties them more closely to the elements themselves than would be the case if the Progenitor had been the race’s mother. As such they draw most of their sustenance from the elements themselves. In the ice dragon’s case this means that the cold, snowy nature of the frozen north provides them with most of the energy they need to live, though they do still love to kill eat living creatures such as mountain goats(or even the occasional dwarven trio who dares trespass in their domain). The amount of such physical food necessary to sustain them is much less than one would imagine from their size, an ice dragon of the size described above could conceivably survive on 2-3 goats a week. Ice dragons tend to have a gluttonous streak though, so they’ll typically try to eat the equivalent to 1 goat a day however.
Ice dragons also tend to be on the lazy side, preferring to lay around on their treasure hoard (after carefully arranging and kneading said horde of course, much as a cat does to a pile of blankets). In their younger years they’ll spend much of this time reading or listening to the lessons of loremasters/skalds they’ve forced into their service. As they age they grow lazier, however, until eventually they tire of lessons, casting out books/loremasters/skalds(though they are just as likely to just eat the former two when properly aged) and moving to less intellectual entertainment such as jesters, comedians, circus performers and the like. Eventually they reach an age at which they can’t be bothered to wake up except to hunt and eat, at which point they typically eat whatever performers they have forced into service first.
Due to their lazy nature, ice dragon lairs are among the most simple in their layout. Typically its only a large central chamber to serve as the dragon’s bed chamber/treasure horde vault with either a short tunnel leading to the entrance/exit or simply a hole in one wall that leads outside, and a tunnel sloping down from this into which the dragon can expel its physical waste. When a dragon does have a chamber beyond this, it is typically just a small chamber with straw covering the floor in which it makes any captured servants live when they are not entertaining/educating her.
They are also short of temper when they find someone to be annoying, and often this temper is the only thing (aside from hunger of course) powerful enough to overcome their laziness. With their abilities gained from their strong ties to their elemental ancestry, they are even more formidable opponents than they look. In addition to being able to breathe out a forceful blast of supercooled vapor which can freeze most creatures solid (a bit like being dipped in liquid nitrogen really), they are also able to use more primal elemental magics to command the air and water(furthering the theory that their elemental ancestry was herself a hybrid). These abilities are of course in addition to their deadly teeth and claws, which they actually prefer not to use to kill their quarry. Their favorite tactic is to merely freeze their opponent solid with their breath, then use their claws to break off chunks and pop them into their mouths leisurely. They very much enjoy both the sound and texture experienced while eating frozen chunks of meat, bone, and related viscera.
Well, that’s a fun last sentence to end on, so I’m gonna call this update done with that. By the time my next update comes out the contest will be over and I’ll only have 2 more updates before the end of my campaign which only just noticed is also election day (11/8). My 3rd update from now will then either be to celebrate hitting goal, or to discuss what my plans for the future after failing to do so are. We’ll see which it is when the time comes. For now though, I’m going to try to have another map done by this coming Wednesday. I ran out of monsters/races I intended to cover a bit earlier than expected, so if you have any you would like to know more about then feel free to let me know, either through commenting on the project page or direct messaging me. For now though, I hope everyone enjoys their Halloween/Samhain. Thank you for you continued support, keep reading and enjoying!
Ancient Ice Dragon
Large Dragon, Neutral or Neutral Evil
Armor Class 21 (natural)
Hit Points 350 (20d20+140)
Speed 30’ / Burrow 15’ / Fly 60’
Str 26 (+8), Dex 8 (-1), Con 24 (+7), Int 16 (+3), Wis 14 (+2), Cha 12 (+1)
Skills - Perception +16, Stealth +6, Survival +9
Senses - passive Perception 26, Darkvision 120’, Blindsight 60’
Saves - Dex +6, Con +14, Wis +9, Cha +8
Languages - Draconic, Common, Primordial
Challenge 23 (50,000 XP)
Immune Cold damage.
Vulnerable Fire damage
Change Shape The dragon magically polymorphs into a humanoid or beast that has a Challenge Rating no higher than its own, or back into its true form. It reverts to its true form if it dies. Any equipment worn or carried by it is absorbed or borne by the new form (the dragon’s choice). In a new form the dragon retains its alignment, hit points, Hit Dice, ability to speak, proficiencies, Intelligence/Wisdom/Charisma scores, as well as this action. Its statistics and capabilities are otherwise replaced by those of the new form, except for any class features or legendary actions of that form.
Icewalk ignores movement restrictions caused by ice and similar slick surfaces.
Innate Spellcasting (Charisma Based, DC 16, can cast the following innately without the need for material components)
At Will - Sleet Storm, Gust of Wind, Fog Cloud, Resistance
3/day each - Control Water
1/day each - Commune with Nature
Legendary Resistance (3/day) When the dragon fails a saving throw it can choose to succeed that saving throw instead.
Multiattack Frightful Presence, 2 Claws, and 1 Bite
Bite melee weapon attack, 10’ reach, +6 to hit, 2d10+3 piercing (14)
Claw melee weapon attack, +6 to hit, 2d6+3 slashing (10)
Tail melee weapon attack, +7 to hit, 2d8+4 slashing (13)
Frightful Presence This targets all creatures of the dragon’s choice within 120’ that can be seen by the dragon and see the dragon. Each targeted creature must succeed at a Wisdom Save at DC 16 or be Frightened for 1 minute. Creatures can reroll this save at the end of each of their turns, ending the effect for themselves on a successful save. Once a creature has successfully saved it is immune to this dragon’s Frightful Presence for 24 hours afterwards.
Breath Weapon 90’ cone of freezing Cold. 12d8 cold damage (54) to all creatures in the area and be Chilled for 1d6 rounds (disadvantage on attack rolls and on Dexterity saves, advantage against fire-based spells). All creatures are allowed a Constitution Save DC 23 to reduce the damage as well as the Chilled duration to half. Any creature reduced to 0 hit points by this breath weapon is Frozen - treat as Petrified but will thaw out within 2d6 hours (or 2d6 minutes if actively warmed).
Legendary Actions (3/turn) The dragon can choose to use 1 of the following actions after another creature/character’s turn. It regains all 3 uses of legendary action at the start of each of its turns.
Detect (1 action) The dragon attempts to detect using perception.
Tail (1 action) The dragon makes 1 tail attack.
Wing Attack (2 actions) The dragon beats its wings and lifts into the air. All creatures within 15’ of the dragon must succeed at a Dexterity Save DC 24 or suffer 2d6+8 bludgeoning damage and be knocked prone. The dragon can then move up to 1/2 of its Fly speed.
Thom hated the idea of being the chosen one. But as much as he loathed it, he was more scared. Going back would ruin his normal predictable life, and going back could be the last thing he ever did. - Not a definition, but three sentences from the book itself.
Chosen one stories are cliche, aren’t they? But as cliche as they are, the chosen ones themselves aren’t fans of chosen one stories.
FROM THE BLOG DIARY OF EMILY HUNTER
Entry #15: October 3, 2013
Things are getting worse. I got home from work today, and I saw Carrot. I know she wasn’t there, but I saw her. She was standing on my kitchen table, just smiling at me with her eyes closed as usual. Like she didn’t have a care in the world, and didn’t think it odd to be standing on a kitchen table. I’d look away, and look back and she was still there. Maybe it’s lack of sleep. My nightmares are getting more frequent. I’m going to call Dr. Harper.
Entry #16: October 11, 2013
Ever have a song stuck in your head and catch yourself singing it out loud? Or just running through it in your mind. Is it ever a song that you don’t know the words to, or you only know the chorus? And it goes on for days and days. It’s the first thing your brain does when you wake up. Before you even realize you’re awake, it’s playing on a loop. It keeps you awake at night. You toss and turn and it’s there always, driving you more and more mad. That’s how this feels. Except instead of a song, it’s words, it’s ideas. And I don’t know what they are, or what they mean. I know they’re there, over and over, repeating. But they’re on the tip of my tongue, and I can’t remember them. But it feels like I’m forgetting something important.
-Emily
Entry #17: November 4, 2013
I had the Living Room Dream again.
Entry #18: December 1, 2013
I’m so sorry mom. You didn’t deserve any of this.
Entry #19: December 29, 2013
My last appointment, I got in trouble for not writing more. In fact, my once a week has become once a month. I’m not sure what else to add. I hate writing.
Merry Christmas.
Entry #20: February 27, 2014
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Well, Adventure Readers & Air Pirates ... We made it!
Just a few days ago, we made it past the 250 preorder mark, so "Wings of the Pirate" will be published by Inkshares sometime in 2017. It has been a long hard road to sell a book that is completed, but not published yet, but I am so very grateful to all of you who have shown their support. We still have twenty some days until the campaign ends, so if a Treasure Hunting pair in the South Pacific, flying around in seaplanes is your taste, go ahead and place that preorder. The more orders received means the more promotional resources the publisher will put toward selling the book.
To show my gratitude, I will be raffling off a hand-painted Grumman Seaplane model representative of what our hero and heroine fly around in during the tale. Contrary to what my kids and I think, my wife informed me that not everyone gets as excited about seaplanes as I do. So ... to give away even more tokens of gratitude, I will also do a raffle for the newly published "Wings of the Pirate - Adventure Coloring Book". Illustrator, Al P. Bringas did over 30 sketches for the novel and I put some of them along with a bit of story in a coloring book for all ages.
Here’s what we’ll do: Send me a message (Inkshares or email: leandogs@gmail.com) if you’re interested in the Grumman Seaplane model and I will put all those names in a hat to be drawn on November 7th. All other names will be put in a hat and 10 separate winners will be chosen to receive a free Wotp coloring book. Of course, for each order, you will have a chance to win (multiple orders = multiple chances). If you haven’t already, put your order in before we do the drawing and let me know if you’re interested in owning a seaplane!
Thank you for all you wonderful support and making this book happen.
Sincerely,
your Flying Boat Captain,
Eric H. Heisner
www.leandogproductions.com
Friends, Readers, and Sorcerers All,
Good morning! (At least, it’s morning here in Los Angeles. The sun is just peeking over the backyard fence and the kiddos are stirring. This may have to be quick.)
We here at the Codex Arcanum had a nice surprise last night -- Daniel Hashimoto, one of our first readers and creator of YouTube’s amazing Action Movie Kid -- posted a shout-out video for SORCERY FOR BEGINNERS on his channel! Check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjXq49iHNMs&feature=em-subs_digest
It already inspired someone from halfway across the world to pick up a pre-order. If you squint you can even see a couple shots of Yours Truly trying to look like a film director.
Huge thanks to Hashi, Mandy, and their kids for taking time out of their busy schedules to help promote SORCERY FOR BEGINNERS. Take a look at the video, share it with friends on social media, and let’s keep racking up those pre-orders! Once we hit 200, I’m going to post a new chapter, and it’s maybe my favorite in the whole book. Stay tuned for that here:
https://www.inkshares.com/books/sorcery-for-beginners
Also, check out Action Movie Kid if you haven’t already! They have tons of great videos. One of my favorites is a recent one they made about the Tooth Fairy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8-U4aigvsw
Only FIVE MORE DAYS left in the Geek and Sundry contest. Let’s do this!
mh

Hail Bards!
So it begins! A fierce five days of Outlining and preparation for National Novel Writing Month!

The plan is to finish up the third draft of The Lore of the Aos Sí and then it’s on to the second draft of Electric Messiah. The usual goal is to write 50,000 words in the month of November. I am going to be shooting for around 120,000. It is an ambitious goal for sure, but writing 50,000 words seems like a weekly goal if one is well prepared and focused.
Coffee will be my greatest ally in this fight against the abyss of blank pages! I will need to summon a great cauldron full of the elixir of life if I am to conquer the deep dark abyss.
The Lore of the Aos Sí is available for Pre-Order on Inkshares through January 1st! IF You were planning on being a part of its publication there is no better time than the present! I must hit that magical 250 mark in order for this book to see proper publication.Just 174 more backers needed. November will be a big push and my goal is to be at least to the 200 mark by the end of November.
I need your opinion. I was thinking that as a perk for hitting #100 by the end of October, in addition to raffling off some prizes, I was thinking I might give you all a glimpse of the sequel in the form of an outline and some excerpts? What do you think? Let me know
Good Morning Dreamers,
Well, I"ve been exceptionally busy and I’m using all my free time to either do homework, study for the Navy school that’s almost finished, or nap. While I’m not doing these things, I’m squeezing in editing of The Sleeping Man. I’m about halfway through now, and after that, I’ll probably have some beat readers, so if anyone wants, let me know. Then it’s a final edit from me, a final edit from Inkshares, and then they will begin the production process. Thank you so much for your support, and make sure you keep spreading the word and having people pre-order The Sleeping Man. Since we’re still in the pre-order phase, half of everything up until the release will be donated to the Children’s Literary Initiative.
Sweet Dreams,
Stephen
Friends, Readers, and Sorcerers All --
Amazing news. As of this morning, SORCERY FOR BEGINNERS is in the TOP TEN of the Geek and Sundry Contest! We’ve only been in the contest for three weeks, but because of you guys, we’ve already blown past 390 other entries.
So yeah, this is me right now:

20 more readers, and we’ll be at number 7. 200 more readers, and we’ll be in the TOP THREE. There are only 8 days left in the contest, but I’m feeling insanely optimistic. I know we can do it!
Your support means the world to me. Keep sharing, tell a friend, and please, if you haven’t done so, pick up a pre-order. THANK YOU ALL!
mh