I laughed. I cried. I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

It fulfills, in my opinion, the basic definition of the word "obscene," but for the fact that it possesses artistic value. The characters have a certain deranged charm about them, the subversion (perversion?) of the superhero origin story is refreshing, and there are several relatable observations on the human condition that I was not expecting from an excerpt containing so many bodily fluids and references to, pardon my French, toaster fucking.

Although: there are way too many adverbs in this draft. The road to Hell is paved with adverbs.