A Swashbuckling Novella of Black Hearts, Black Humor, and Floppy Black Hats. A besieged band of refugees has only one hope: A morally off-center Robin Hood pathologically obsessed with the look of his own arse.

A runaway adventure of love, snark, and magic.

A preposterous fantasy crisis with resolutions remarkable and losses lamentable. May contain minotaur tea parties.