“Mom, why is there a homicidal dinner plate tearing up the freeway behind us?” Noah Hyperion Pax demanded. Strapped into the passenger seat of his mother’s Buick the teenage boy didn’t know what to do first, laugh at the lunacy of the situation or panic at the alien invasion. The flying saucer looked like it would topple out of the sky at any moment. It flipped over itself and swung around like a pendulum, spinning in such a chaotic way it looked like nobody intelligent was steering the craft.. . .

“Mom, why is there a homicidal dinner plate tearing up the freeway behind us?” Noah Hyperion Pax demanded. Strapped into the passenger seat of his mother’s Buick the teenage boy didn’t know what to do first, laugh at the lunacy of the situation or panic at the alien invasion. The flying saucer looked like it would topple out of the sky at any moment. It flipped over itself and swung around like a pendulum, spinning in such a chaotic way it looked like nobody intelligent was steering the craft.. . .