Or a plastic bag if you’re nasty
This is an effective opening line that tells me right away what the story is about, and gets me engaged with its humor.
Fuck me. I can only think of one person that fits that description: my ex.
Fuck me. I can only think of one person that fits that description: my ex.
Someone is trying to kill me. Over a fucking typo.
Someone is trying to kill me. Over a fucking typo.
You do a good job of combining dialogue with specifically described action..