Bisexual sentient being that has been living on earth for twenty-five years. I like to say I write t...
THE ROOT OF EVIL
Turnips. I’m not going to go on and on about how turnips are evil. Turnips are root vegetables, inanimate objects, hardly sinister. This story isn’t meant to be a smear campaign on the turnip. Sure, this root is not as well loved as the potato, in fact I once read that humans didn’t even eat turnips until some war when real food ran short. This however is the story of a particular batch of turnips, which were infested by evil of a vengeful nature, and in the ca. . .
THE ROOT OF EVIL
Turnips. I’m not going to go on and on about how turnips are evil. Turnips are root vegetables, inanimate objects, hardly sinister. This story isn’t meant to be a smear campaign on the turnip. Sure, this root is not as well loved as the potato, in fact I once read that humans didn’t even eat turnips until some war when real food ran short. This however is the story of a particular batch of turnips, which were infested by evil of a vengeful nature, and in the ca. . .
