WOW so much has changed around here! But one thing remains the same--I'm working away editing Starbuck and getting him ready for you all. 

I wanted to make sure you don't miss the #inksharesholiday promotion that starts today. If you order a physical copy of my book, you qualify for a second copy COMPLETELY FREE *turns on infomercial voice* That's right, folks, you get two copies of this magnificently silly book FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! There are some holidays coming up, and everyone you know has a birthday. Order my book during this promotion and you can read my book along with your favorite bibliophile friend. You could make multiple orders and start a book club, where you discuss exactly how little sleep I was running on while writing various sections of the book, or how many bagels with cream cheese and doritos I probably ate while my delicate brain was still developing (answers in the readers guide: very little, and way too many, respectively.)
I highly recommend you take advantage of this offer while it lasts, and encourage everyone you know to do the same. Even if you're planning to gift them your second copy. You'll be in before copies of this book become highly collectible and incredibly valuable. Now excuse me, I have some squirrels to avenge.

For more on the inkshares Holiday Promotion, check out this link: https://www.inkshares.com/holiday_promotion