For the past three years, I have been thinking about how to start this. I have never been incredibly good about getting my thoughts down on paper. Recent events have persuaded me to hurry up and get my story down. I believe the best and most honest way to will start this is with an apology. To everyone living on the East coast of North America, sorry for all the hurricanes. Gods are selfish dicks. I am not apologizing for myself mind you, more of saying it for the sake of my e. . .