In a space-faring future, an alien war criminal seeks vengeance on humanity, and a celebrated-but-bumbling hero is forced back into action... whether he likes it or not.
I had a brave and valiant staring contest with the business end of the gun aimed at my face. I still sometimes question what I had done exactly to deserve this. If an all-knowing God exist out there, I had at some point in my life pissed him off or this wouldn’t have happened. My biggest crimes against humanity in my life had probably be gain with not brushing my teeth when I was ten and ended with the stupid decision of reading the entire Twilight saga just to find out whether it was good or . . .
I had a brave and valiant staring contest with the business end of the gun aimed at my face. I still sometimes question what I had done exactly to deserve this. If an all-knowing God exist out there, I had at some point in my life pissed him off or this wouldn’t have happened. My biggest crimes against humanity in my life had probably be gain with not brushing my teeth when I was ten and ended with the stupid decision of reading the entire Twilight saga just to find out whether it was good or . . .
