There’s a reanimated mummy on the loose in wild west Jersey. Who’s going to stop him? Does he need to be stopped? And who’s the girl in the t-shirt in the middle of winter? It’s a book about legends, science, heroism, and squirrels.

Stories from my mistake-filled life.

When life hands you lemmings, climb that heap of tiny carcasses all the way to the top of the cliff. Then run like hell.