Man, that sure does sound like a serial killer
If there is one thing that my time in corporate America has taught me, it is that actually being a good employee is completely secondary to appearing to be a good employee. What really matters is chatting up the appropriate people, pretending to have common interests, smiling and laughing at socially acceptable moments and joining the herd to bully and push out anyone who “doesn’t fit.”
“Unless it’s a small amount of dirt and hay I’m not listening.”
I would suggest breaking up these really long paragraphs to make them easier to read, most eye-pleasing.
All of those brave people, getting their own pens and paper clips from the supply shelves.
All of those brave people, getting their own pens and paper clips from the supply shelves.
I made it about six minutes or so before my head threw my mind into its version of a blender’s crushed ice setting.
I made it about six minutes or so before my head threw my mind into its version of a blender’s crushed ice setting.
I might be a jackass when I’m drunk. I’ll have to run a few experiments to confirm that theory when I get back home. The Monopoly Man never gave me his name, he might have tried but I’d get why he’d want to back away from some drunk fool. I’ll never forget what he said to me though… is what I’ll tell people when I remember what he said exactly.
